Your favourite Reds Hat-trick

[Guest]

I have a friend who is a Norwich fan - she hates Suarez with a passion - I wonder why!!

Hopefully Norwich don't qualify for the Champions League and play Barcelona any time soon.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I have a friend who is a Norwich fan - she hates Suarez with a passion - I wonder why!!

My brother-in-law is Norwich born and bred.

 

He came out from hiding behind the sofa when Barcelona signed Suarez.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Can't believe no one's mentioned Jack Whitham's hat-trick against Derby in 1971.....

 

 

 

That team was so far ahead of it's time.  That's a proper 21st-Century Liverpool approach to defending corners.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Not sure we'll ever have a player as good as he was play for us again.

 

Legitimately one of the best ever.

 

About 80% of his goals are highlights reel worthy. Boss player. Just an obscene amount of skill.

[Bjornebye]

About 80% of his goals are highlights reel worthy. Boss player. Just an obscene amount of skill.

 

 

He chased the ball with a tenacity only replicated when Alan Sex visited Copacabana Beach 

[VladimirIlyich]

No takers for Peter Ndlovu then?

[rubble-rouser]

Shout.

 

Though my personal bezzy was the hat-trick he got at Villa park on a Friday night in 83'/84'-ish. Possibly the coldest night ever in the history of association football. 

 

Molby's pens always bring a smile as well. 

This one

[rubble-rouser]

This guy enjoyed Suarez scoring against Norwich:

 

 

Partidge levels of upsetting farmers in Norfolk

[rubble-rouser]

Just beat me to it!

 

Are those shit England Boos for Barnes or just utter racism from those holier than thou cuntbags?

[Dr Nowt]

[rubble-rouser]

Another one for the veterans...

 

 

Also, nice rendition of 'where's your famous Munich song at 3:20'. Shitcunts

[Paulie Dangerously]

Heskey at Derby.  He was a fucking beast that year. Unplayable

 

[Bjornebye]

Heskey at Derby.  He was a fucking beast that year. Unplayable

 

 

 

Fucking great shout. And yes, he was unreal. Hated him at the time because he was keeping Fowler out of the team but he was a top top forward for a couple of seasons. Complimented Owen as well. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Fucking great shout. And yes, he was unreal. Hated him at the time because he was keeping Fowler out of the team but he was a top top forward for a couple of seasons. Complimented Owen as well.

He's a polite lad.

[aRdja]

Sturridge's against Everton was pure class.

[Grinch]

Sturridge's against Everton was pure class.

When was this?

[Lee909]

When was this?

The away Derby

Would have finish 0-0 with him

[aRdja]

When was this?

The 'almost' year.. when he impossibly chipped the goalie without even controlling the ball.

[Lee909]

Mane got the follow up byt Sturridge actually run at them and started causing problems

[Lee909]

Even with all the issues he is still our best striker inside the penalty box. He is the most likely to produce something special or too be in the right position for putting in the ball in the net.

 

https://youtu.be/or37LXlO3Mw

[Anubis]

Another one for the owl arses - Beardsley versus United.

 

 

That video stands as testimony to the shiftiness of 80's football kits, and looking at the crowd, clothing in general.

[Grinch]

The 'almost' year.. when he impossibly chipped the goalie without even controlling the ball.

Nah, he only got two that day. Checked it up cause the only hat trick I can remember against Everton lately was Gerrards.

[aRdja]

Nah, he only got two that day. Checked it up cause the only hat trick I can remember against Everton lately was Gerrards.

Oh shit you're right, I take it back.

[Anubis]

Not the best hat trick, but deserves a little moment in the sun.

 

 

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[AngryOfTuebrook]

Sturridge's against Everton was pure class.

Didn't he miss a penalty in that match or am I misremembering something?