Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

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Aubayerma

[El Dangerous]

Welcome to Aubameyang Liverpool FC.

[VladimirIlyich]

Aubayerma

No thanks.

[razor]

[an tha]

Is Pearce on holiday or have they finally got rid?

 

A transfer rumour for a major signing and he hasn't "pearced" it yet...something isn't right.

[General Dryness]

His initials are PEA.

 

We need more players whose initials are vegetables. I'm in.

[Paulie Dangerously]

OK lads, listen up.

 

I know I was wrong a fortnight ago with my big news, it was all going to  be released and then last minute something happened and it wasn't.

 

I've just had word from my "friend" that there is going to be a big announcement about Aubameyang at some point this afternoon. 

[Captain Turdseye]

OK lads, listen up.

 

I know I was wrong a fortnight ago with my big news, it was all going to be released and then last minute something happened and it wasn't.

 

I've just had word from my "friend" that there is going to be a big announcement about Aubameyang at some point this afternoon.

Go and start your own ITK thread. This one's mine.

 

Just waiting for him to sign on the dotted line and then I'm gonna quote my OP and go full Eric Cartman after he'd watched the Terrance & Philip Movie.

 

"Who wants to touch me? I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?"

[Paulie Dangerously]

Everyone IT-Knows that Paulie D delivers, sometimes in his boxies

[El Rojo]

Everyone IT-Knows that Paulie D delivers, sometimes in his boxies

 

Transfer Budgie-smugglers.

[Jairzinho]

He'll be disappointed when he looks back at his underwear.

[RazorBack]

Maybe we can afford his left leg.

[Jurgens Red Army]

Not been this excited since we were linked with Snoogy Doogy

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'll keep everyone fully briefed with thongs of information as and when they are released. 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

OK lads, listen up.

 

I know I was wrong a fortnight ago with my big news, it was all going to  be released and then last minute something happened and it wasn't.

 

I've just had word from my "friend" that there is going to be a big announcement about Aubameyang at some point this afternoon. 

 

Official apology to Dortmund perhaps? Would that go as a big announcement?

[Jairzinho]

We are preparing an apology.

[El Rojo]

I'll keep everyone fully briefed with thongs of information as and when they are released. 

 

Cheers mate. We're all busy on here so keep the briefs as short and tight as possible.

 

I can see Auba fitting into Klopp's Y-front-formation.

 

 

Auba           Salah

   Mane     Firmino

        Coutinho

          Can

         Hendo

[Pureblood]

Paulie mate do you think this one will go through before Salah?

 

Thanks mate.

[Byrnie]

Go and start your own ITK thread. This one's mine.

 

Just waiting for him to sign on the dotted line and then I'm gonna quote my OP and go full Eric Cartman after he'd watched the Terrance & Philip Movie.

 

"Who wants to touch me? I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?"

In fairness, Paulie has been fairly spot on over the years. Didn't he call Mane and Firmino long before they happened?

Plus he helped me win a few quid on Klopp being appointed. He posted that on the MF when Klopp was 7/1.

[Herp McDerp]

Won't happen. Refuse to believe we'll pull off signing a player that is wanted by other top clubs.

[Captain Turdseye]

In fairness, Paulie has been fairly spot on over the years. Didn't he call Mane and Firmino long before they happened?

Plus he helped me win a few quid on Klopp being appointed. He posted that on the MF when Klopp was 7/1.

I'm calling bullshit. You're not even a gold member!

 

Paulie knows his onions when it comes to CBeebies, craft ale and poor views from windows but I'm not gonna stand by and watch him take all the credit for my scoop, mates.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Paulie mate do you think this one will go through before Salah?

 

Thanks mate.

 

Dortmund not as hard to negotiate with as Roma so it's possible. 

 

Cheers mate. We're all busy on here so keep the briefs as short and tight as possible.

 

I can see Auba fitting into Klopp's Y-front-formation.

 

 

Auba           Salah

   Mane     Firmino

        Coutinho

          Can

         Hendo

 

Ha, repped for effort

 

In fairness, Paulie has been fairly spot on over the years. Didn't he call Mane and Firmino long before they happened?

Plus he helped me win a few quid on Klopp being appointed. He posted that on the MF when Klopp was 7/1.

 

I'm calling bullshit. You're not even a gold member!

 

Paulie knows his onions when it comes to CBeebies, craft ale and poor views from windows but I'm not gonna stand by and watch him take all the credit for my scoop, mates.

 

I don't really give it the bigguns about my ITK stuff and rarely post what I've been told as it sometimes causes issues but I was right about all of the above well in advance. 

 

It's why my twitter is protected, I don't want all the bother and hassle so only a limited number of people (and the tit bits I post here) get to see most of it. 

[Guest]

If this signing goes through we should all be celebrating together as it will show Klopp means business. I reckon when he scored against us and ended up on the losing team he would have definitely fancied being part of that winning team.

[eeyore]

More chance of Katy Perry sticking a digit or two up my ring

[Dave D]

Fuck sake.

 

Id just got over the VVD fiasco and now your putting through this.

 

It all seems so plausible.

 

Im so naive