Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

[setreal]

Why does nobody want this guy?

[nando1000]

bring out the gimp..

[Lee909]

bring out the gimp..

Which one

We still have a few hanging round collecting wages

[jimmycase]

Weird though the way no one wants a 40 goal a season striker

 

Probably because he told anyone interested to fuck off, he was going to china for over 600 grand a week.

[Anubis]

We won't bid. We're watching M'baps....

[Arl arse]

Think he's lost his motorbike

[Trumo]

Or he's desperate to spearhead the Gimp XI.

[polymerpunkah]

Or the Invisible Man has him in a full nelson.

[VladimirIlyich]

Probably because he told anyone interested to fuck off, he was going to china for over 600 grand a week.

Haven't China imposed a 100% tax on overseas players looking to go there for easy money?

Just read that any club who pays over 6.63 million dollars must pay the same again to a Chinese FA development fund. Won't be going there then.

[Captain Turdseye]

Rumours of Lemar and an as yet unnamed striker tomorrow.

 

So, who wants to touch me?

 

I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?

[karl1987]

Rumours of Lemar and an as yet unnamed striker tomorrow.

 

So, who wants to touch me?

 

I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?

 

Lol not a chance in hell.  But I like it so I'm all in.

[Arl arse]

Rumours of Lemar and an as yet unnamed striker tomorrow.

So, who wants to touch me?

I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?

I'm touching myself if that helps.

[Tony Moanero]

I've heard of this cunt.

[Strontium]

Yeah, he played Mick Jonno in Brookside.

[Guest]

Rumours of Lemar and an as yet unnamed striker tomorrow.

 

So, who wants to touch me?

 

I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?

I would love it if we signed a striker with no name. I mean seriously, how do you stop a man with no name from scoring a hatful of goals?

[Jay86]

I would love it if we signed a striker with no name. I mean seriously, how do you stop a man with no name from scoring a hatful of goals?

Arya Stark?

[Anubis]

She'd deffo fit in with our policy of signing small attackers.

[VladimirIlyich]

Abameyang-a-ding dong?

[Lario]

Don't want a striker if it means Bobby gets moved.

[The Guest]

I wouldn't get excited about another striker. No football player that exists would or should take Firmino's place. The lads we've got in back up are the perfect balance.

[INTORRESTING]

I think we would win the league with Virgil and a clinical striker, even with our ropey keepers and other ropey defenders.

 

Firmino is quality but Aubameyang would be insane.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Yeah, he played Mick Jonno in Brookside.

Luis Enrique?