Could Jurgen fuck off over this transfer debacle?

[Iceman]

This is a beautiful moment. 

[stringvest]

Im never one to refuse an olive branch stringy.

 

 

Cool.  I'm in a loving mood jim, so come here and have a hug x

[Iceman]

[jimmycase]

Cool.  I'm in a loving mood jim, so come here and have a hug x

 

Love and kisses. Dont go two timing me now.

[Iceman]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Just seen Jurgen as I was getting petrol in Scotland Rd, he had just been to the garage window and bought a big bag of Cool Doritos and 2 Mars bars, he was heading towards the tunnel on foot as I drove away. Looked like he'd been crying and he stunk of skunk. Worrying times.

[Josef Svejk]

I'm reaching out, I'm holding the olive branch.  

 

 

Im never one to refuse an olive branch stringy.

 

 

[s(k)aturation]

 

 

Ditto.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Hope he starts a Rafa style war

[Lario]

I'm reaching out, I'm holding the olive branch.  

 

 

Im never one to refuse an olive branch stringy.

 

Can definitely masturbate to this.

[El Rojo]

Never mind Brexit, who won VanDijkxit?

[Dave D]

Klopp is going to get a lightshade when he asked for a table.

 

....Or something

[Thoth]

I blame Theresa May

[El Dangerous]

What a bunch of insecure bastards we all are. We're big dicked studs who spend all our time worrying that our fit girlfriend is going to leave us instead of fucking her and buying her some flowers from time to time. In the end she leaves us anyway and it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.

 

Klopps not leaving, he's paid well and is in one of the top leagues at one of the top clubs. He's pretty sound. He'll leave us one day though. Stop worrying bitches.

[jimmycase]

What a bunch of insecure bastards we all are. We're big dicked studs who spend all our time worrying that our fit girlfriend is going to leave us instead of fucking her and buying her some flowers from time to time. In the end she leaves us anyway and it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.

 

Klopps not leaving, he's paid well and is in one of the top leagues at one of the top clubs. He's pretty sound. He'll leave us one day though. Stop worrying bitches.

 

Why do you have a problem with a debate about a clusterfuck transfer strategy and asking if, the manager seeing it all unraveling, may decide it is a waste of time trying to build something here and walk away?

 

Sure he's well paid and in one of the top leagues at one of the top clubs. Im sure he felt that way at Dortmund. When he couldnt arrest things at Dortmund, what did he do? Said he couldnt do any more, that's what.

[VladimirIlyich]

Hysterical fanny thread alert over 'missing out' on ridiculously overpriced newspaper transfer target. I will leave any complaining until at least after July 1st not before mid August.

[Pureblood]

Why do you have a problem with a debate about a clusterfuck transfer strategy and asking if, the manager seeing it all unraveling, may decide it is a waste of time trying to build something here and walk away?

 

Sure he's well paid and in one of the top leagues at one of the top clubs. Im sure he felt that way at Dortmund. When he couldnt arrest things at Dortmund, what did he do? Said he couldnt do any more, that's what.

 

There's nothing to suggest that Klopp is walking away so you're going to have to do better than "it could happen" to get a decent conversation going.

[El Dangerous]

Why do you have a problem with a debate about a clusterfuck transfer strategy and asking if, the manager seeing it all unraveling, may decide it is a waste of time trying to build something here and walk away?

 

Sure he's well paid and in one of the top leagues at one of the top clubs. Im sure he felt that way at Dortmund. When he couldnt arrest things at Dortmund, what did he do? Said he couldnt do any more, that's what.

Yeah and he'll do it here one day, all managers do eventually. He won't quit because he was part of the said cluster fuck and every club does it. Get a grip.

[jimmycase]

Yeah and he'll do it here one day, all managers do eventually. He won't quit because he was part of the said cluster fuck and every club does it. Get a grip.

 

You seem to be concentrating on the van Dijk transfer only. Why when we are talking about missing his first, second and third targets?

 

No doubt you'll come back and say the deals for salah and salah's alternative havent been done. That was the point of the original post. If we're not prepared to box off the salah deal, why on earth do people think we'll box the alternative off when his club are wanting 12m euros more for him?

 

Get a grip? Good god, what are people on?

[Pureblood]

What if Klopp turns into a cyborg?  Can we trust him if he's made of liquid metal?  With recent technological advancements it's a possibility so it's definitely a debate we need to have, people. 

[3 Stacks]

You seem to be concentrating on the van Dijk transfer only. Why when we are talking about missing his first, second and third targets?

 

No doubt you'll come back and say the deals for salah and salah's alternative havent been done. That was the point of the original post. If we're not prepared to box off the salah deal, why on earth do people think we'll box the alternative off when his club are wanting 12m euros more for him?

 

Get a grip? Good god, what are people on?

 

You sound like a paranoid woman who's trying to find reasons why her man is cheating on her. 

[Anubis]

Breaking: Klopp has just announced he is leaving LFC with immediate effect.

[jimmycase]

You sound like a paranoid woman who's trying to find reasons why her man is cheating on her. 

 

Some people have a weird view of debate.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Breaking: Klopp has just announced he is leaving LFC with immediate effect.

 

Will confirm with my contacts and give news at 5pm

[stringvest]

Breaking: Klopp has just announced he is leaving LFC with immediate effect.

 

 

His press statement said "I had no idea of how the club operates when I signed my contract extension.  I'm only a poor little foreigner who likes unicorns and fluffy clouds.  And nobody told me I shouldn't talk to any footballers about coming to Liverpool.  It's all so unfair".