Fat Head Sam leaving Palace

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Good. Whale head has been a thorn in our side for a long time.

[Marko121]

He was trying to drive the Sahko price down in his final press conference the other day so not the actions of a fat cunt that is retiring. He has either got something lined up or has ran out of brown envelopes

[aws]

Going to Everton. Great fit.

[Marko121]

Going to Everton. Great fit.

Difficult to fit the fat bastard anywhere

[Pidge]

I think he's onto something you know: have the summer off, enjoy a few months of part-time punditry (try not to Big Ron it up) and then pick up a few million from whichever club is looking desperate come January.

 

Fair enough, to be honest.

[manwiththestick]

He'll milk the never relegated angle, Sky or BT will have him in the studio advising on what he would do if he was managing whichever team is in peril next year.

 

You don't have to be a winner...

[Harry Squatter]

He's getting put into the phantom zone and fired into space with Gollum and the Owl.

[Skrtel Milk]

[lifetime fan]

I can't be the only one whose first thought was 'what shitstorm is going to break about him in the press now'.

[magicrat]

The Army could use him as a security barrier outside games next season. Be the first useful contribution he has ever made to football

[VladimirIlyich]

Managing a Chinese side would be dangerous for him.

 

"Right, number 6 you mark their striker, numbers 3 and 11 get down their wing, number 22 pick up the second ball... chuffing hell, I'm hungry again now."

A little bit risque,but a very humorous post. I'd rep you if I wasn't a tight arse.

[JagSquared]

I'm gutted for the blag twitter account.

 

Although that had pretty much died out a little while ago.

 

 

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[Pidge]

I can't be the only one whose first thought was 'what shitstorm is going to break about him in the press now'.

 

Ha! Yeah, you're probably right on that one.

[Barnesey]

Sakai will go to Soton as makeweight for VVD

[Dr Nowt]

Article in the hate Mail about him starts with the following passage:

 

"Big Sam pumped his fist fiercely above his head, those Marbella lights spinning dizzily above him, Rihanna blaring out over the soundsystem.

 

'We found love in a hopeless place,' she sang. 'We found love in a hopeless place'.

 

It was a fitting epitaph to this particular managerial career."

 

Superb, that. Like a cross between the Twitter account and Garth Crooks.

[Strontium]

It turns out a close friend of his was among those killed in Manchester. So that explains the curious timing.

[Sputnik1]

Bolton - Relegated 

Sunderland - Relegated

West Ham - Candidates for relegation

Newcastle - Relegated 

Crystal Palace - Going down

 

Everton?

 

 

Work your magic you fat headed hero. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“But there comes a time when you have to take stock of what direction you want your life to take - and that’s been the simple part for me. I want to be able to savour life while I’m still relatively young and relatively healthy enough to do all the things I want to do, like travel, spend more time with my family and grandchildren without the huge pressure that comes with being a football manager.

 

“This is the right time for me. I have no ambitions to take another job, I simply want to be able to enjoy all the things you cannot really enjoy with the 24/7 demands of managing any football club, let alone one in the Premier League.”

[magicrat]

Bolton - Relegated 

Sunderland - Relegated

West Ham - Candidates for relegation

Newcastle - Relegated 

Crystal Palace - Going down

 

Everton?

 

 

Work your magic you fat headed hero. 

 

 

Greggs in County Road will be having a bumper Christmas

[Guest Pistonbroke]

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“But there comes a time when you have to take stock of what direction you want your life to take - and that’s been the simple part for me. I want to be able to savour life while I’m still relatively young and relatively healthy enough to do all the things I want to do, like travel, spend more time with my family and grandchildren without the huge pressure that comes with being a football manager.

 

“This is the right time for me. I have no ambitions to take another job, I simply want to be able to enjoy all the things you cannot really enjoy with the 24/7 demands of managing any football club, let alone one in the Premier League.”

 

Relatively young and relatively healthy..................fucking hell. 

[magicrat]

 

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Relatively young and relatively healthy..................fucking hell. 

 

 

As coffin dodgers go he's in good shape

[scudger99]

As coffin dodgers go he's in good shape

Your average coffin doesn't need a fucking JCB to shift it.  They won't lift that fat fuck into a coffin, they'll just build it around him.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

That unbuttoned shirt he was wearing on MOTD with a fuck off Gold chain, fucking dick. 

[Bjornebye]

That unbuttoned shirt he was wearing on MOTD with a fuck off Gold chain, fucking dick. 

 

 

 

The fuuuume when the blues see him wearing Red here 

[suzy]

As coffin dodgers go he's in good shape

I think he looks older than his years (63)

[magicrat]

I think he looks older than his years (63)

 

Yeh , The Pie and Claret diet has its downside