May calls General Election on 8 June

[jimmycase]

Breaking.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

bad

[stringvest]

Inevitable, once the strategists had got hold of her.  UKIP's last chance. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The mad cow just repeated herself about three times, just in case the mongs didn't get her propaganda hatchet job the first time. The Tory wankers will piss any election, only this time they'll have a huge majority to play with as they make your lives a misery. 

[jimmycase]

Due to the FTP Act, May has to lay a Bill seeking a two thirds majority in the House to end the Parliament and hold the election.

 

May took no questions after the statement.

 

That caught everyone out!

[Lee909]

Already running 'stability needed'

 

FFS at least another 5 years of these cunt

 

The only stab needed is one into them

[dickie mint]

Norman Smith has got a lob on the Tory prick.

[Lee909]

Due to the FTP Act, May has to lay a Bill seeking a two thirds majority in the House to end the Parliament and hold the election.

She will get it

The cunts in labour will be lucking their lips at the thougjt of a post loss coup

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Think this could be the beginning of the end for Corbyn.

 

I don't mind the bloke, but I'm not sure that such an outcome would be that bad...

[Guest Pistonbroke]

If it's blocked she still wins. 

[skend04]

Due to the FTP Act, May has to lay a Bill seeking a two thirds majority in the House to end the Parliament and hold the election.

Opposition parties will be mad to agree to it. They'll be wiped out for at least the next 2 elections as this time people won't want change and the next time it'll be sold as only part of the job has been done.

[bigbak]

Reminiscent of Hitler.  Keep having referendums until you get the result you like.

Got to get them out.  The only thing keeping me going was the thought it was only for a few years.

 

I'm out of the country on that  day so will need to sort out a postal vote.

[M_B]

Think this could be the beginning of the end for Corbyn.

 

I don't mind the bloke, but I'm not sure that such an outcome would be that bad...

 

I am inclined to agree. If they get bummed in the election (which they will) then I can't see him remaining leader.

[Special K]

Can't Corbyn just say 'vote Labour and we'll reverse Brexit"?

 

Landslide.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

They were always going to go for an early election as they see the majority of those voting for Brexit will want the Tories to see it through. All her claptrap about it being a reluctant decision is a load of lying bollocks. They will just bang on about Brexit for the whole 6 weeks. Expect a lot of shite in the Media about the only way to fight the EU is by keeping the Witch and her party full of cunts in charge. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Can't Corbyn just say 'vote Labour and we'll reverse Brexit"?

 

Landslide.

 

He wants out of the EU himself, he does however want to stay in the single market which will probably end up being Labour's main Election promise. 

[Ginny]

Would anyone actually want Corbyn to be in charge now? I mean, I'd vote for him - just because I don't like tories and always vote labour. But sitting down and thinking about it, would I actually want him leading negotiations for an EU split? Probably now. Clever move this by the tories.

[jimmycase]

Opposition parties will be mad to agree to it. They'll be wiped out for at least the next 2 elections as this time people won't want change and the next time it'll be sold as only part of the job has been done.

 

She's put them between a rock and a hard place though. Parties have been calling for change etc so they either now have to agree with her and allow the election or, dont making them look a bit foolish.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

That'll be a nice 35th for me.

[Stickman]

I'm sure the media will pull them up on being lying bastards...

 

March 20th

 

A Downing Street spokesperson told a briefing of journalists in Westminster on Monday morning: “There is no change in our position on an early general election. There is not going to be a general election.” 

[Lee909]

I trust him more than fucking Boris Johnson and whatever other thundercunts the tories sent to negotiate

 

Buy our jam and no cross border taxes or we wont buy your wine

[Lee909]

 

 

I'm sure the media will pull them up on being lying bastards...

 

March 20th

 

A Downing Street spokesperson told a briefing of journalists in Westminster on Monday morning: “There is no change in our position on an early general election. There is not going to be a general election.”

 

Dont hold your breath

 

The two biggest rags in the country back her to the hilt.

[Jose Jones]

Surely Labour won't be stupid enough to go along with it? There's loads of mileage to be had on May breaking the rules, panicking over fucking up Brexit and refusing to deal with the consequences, etc.

Plus the state of the polls at the moment.

[ZonkoVille77]

It's all one big fucking game to the cunts. No light at the end of this particular tunnel.

 

Everyone else should form a coalition just to get rid of the Tories. No hope in that though sadly.

[Lee909]

Surely Labour won't be stupid enough to go along with it? There's loads of mileage to be had on May breaking the rules, panicking over fucking up Brexit and refusing to deal with the consequences, etc.

Plus the state of the polls at the moment.

Those opposed to Corbyn will

They'll happily take a pasting too to gain control after the election

 

That cunt Hilary Benn will be causing as much shite as he can pre election. Once that happens im down with the party