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#1 Paulie Dangerously

Paulie Dangerously

Posted 16 February 2017 - 04:28 PM

As Clatts is leaving these shores I'd like to make this thread so we can share some of our favourite memories.

 

Mine was when he wasn't going to send Tony Hibbert off in the Derby but his best mate Steven Gerrard (for whom he was best man at his wedding and also godfather to his kids) said "Come on Clatty, last man" and he then produced the red card. 

 

I also approved of his handling of Kuyt drop kicking someone, it was a derby after all

 

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#2 Russ Atmosphere

Russ Atmosphere

Posted 16 February 2017 - 04:46 PM

Kuyt's yellow was good refereeing in the circumstances.

 

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#3 plazzy

plazzy

Posted 16 February 2017 - 04:52 PM

Kuyt's yellow was good refereeing in the circumstances.

 

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Pulled out of the challenge at the last minute clearly


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#4 VERBAL DIARRHEA

VERBAL DIARRHEA

Posted 16 February 2017 - 04:52 PM

I remember when his hair wasn't made of nylon.
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#5 Trumo

Trumo

Posted 16 February 2017 - 04:56 PM

Kuyt's yellow was good refereeing in the circumstances.

 

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Neville got sent off for a last-minute handball in the box, conceding the penalty which Kuyt tucked away to win the derby.


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#6 Adebisi

Adebisi

Posted 16 February 2017 - 04:57 PM

I was looking at his driving plates (C19TTS) thinking 'what the fuck does that mean?' Then I got it and cringed harder than when I saw his tattoos, which was pretty fucking hard.
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#7 liverpoolsno9

liverpoolsno9

Posted 16 February 2017 - 05:05 PM

Kuyt's yellow was good refereeing in the circumstances.
 
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The Blues still go on about that challenge. Can't see what's wrong with it myself. Certainly no malice, Dirk wasn't that type of player.
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#8 Kevin D

Kevin D

Posted 16 February 2017 - 05:10 PM

That Everton derby is my favourite ever football match, outside of a final. It was just so immensely satisfying in every way.
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#9 CaramaC

CaramaC

Posted 16 February 2017 - 05:18 PM

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#10 Anubis

Anubis

Posted 16 February 2017 - 06:00 PM

RIP.
YNWA.
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I'm pretty sure God would consider it a sin not to glorify that ass.

#11 noodles

noodles

Posted 16 February 2017 - 06:10 PM

Bitter who sits next to me asked if he was going immediately? As he doesn't want to get screwed over like that other bald cunt Collina did to them before retiring. I chuckled away.
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#12 magicrat

magicrat

Posted 16 February 2017 - 08:14 PM

The Blues still go on about that challenge. Can't see what's wrong with it myself. Certainly no malice, Dirk wasn't that type of player.

It was a fucking mental challenge even if he did pull out of it
Had he been sent off then he would have very little to complain about
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#13 Dr Nowt

Dr Nowt

Posted 16 February 2017 - 08:37 PM

I respected him seeing Cara's late pull on a mutant as the simple affectionate tickle it was.

Good lad is Clatts.
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#14 LFC 5 Times

LFC 5 Times

Posted 16 February 2017 - 08:49 PM

He did us a big favour against city in the 3-2 in 13/14, didn't book Suarez for a blatant dive when he was on a yellow and Skrtel punching the ball out of our box in injury time same game.
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#15 liverpoolsno9

liverpoolsno9

Posted 16 February 2017 - 09:00 PM

It was a fucking mental challenge even if he did pull out of it
Had he been sent off then he would have very little to complain about


I wasn't being serious.
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#16 jamespp

jamespp

Posted 16 February 2017 - 09:48 PM

That Everton derby is my favourite ever football match, outside of a final. It was just so immensely satisfying in every way.

funniest match ever anyway, it was the big bad monster Liverpool FC they have in their head playing out in real life, our players refereeing the game, sendings off for them but not us, penalties for us but not them, last minute goal, player who could of been off getting both, great stuff
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#17 Skrtel Milk

Skrtel Milk

Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:04 PM

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Remember when you were young...


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#18 General Dryness

General Dryness

Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:07 PM

It was a fucking mental challenge even if he did pull out of it
Had he been sent off then he would have very little to complain about

 

Its obvious what he was trying to do (block the ball), he just went completely the wrong way about it.

 

He should really have gone in head first, but you know what these prettyboy strikers are like, more worried about their hair than the result of the match.


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#19 dylstar

dylstar

Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:29 PM

Let's hope his last prem match is us against the bitters and he sends off 2 of them and awards us a controversial pen. Imagine the FUUUUUUUUUME !!!!!!!
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#20 Ipplfc

Ipplfc

Posted 16 February 2017 - 11:43 PM

He's fuck'n shite now he's gone all billy big time,his display in the resent match with us against Chelsea was fuck'n abysmal.
There's footage of him in the tunnel before the game all over Diego costa tapping his face and wishing him all the best the fuck'n self styled best referee in the world cunt
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