Just a thought about our recent dip

[Thoth]

I have been studying the stats and facts regarding our drop in form since the turn off the year and I think I have found the answer.

During the last 3 months of 2016 we were unplayable this was during a time when celebrities were dying every week, it has become obvious that during the last 5 weeks virtually no celebrities have died and therefore our form has plummeted.

 

Or it could be we have been a bit shit.

[Robbo29]

this has to be the most honest assessment i have seen so far

[stringvest]

Woolster is a wannabe Thoth

[jimmycase]

So to sum up, celebs have to fall off their perch for us to get back on ours!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

It's an interesting theory.

 

Maybe we should test it by throwing Boy George in the river or dropping an anvil on Michael Gambon.

[UnwelcomeinPeru]

I wouldn't want to advocate anyone's premature demise, but I'd be happy to see Davina McCall, James Corden and that tedious Mel BakeOff woman packed on a rocket to Planet Twat in return for a point at home to Spurs. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Pity Celebrity Big Brother is finished, a nice looney killing spree in there would probably have won us the title

[Arl arse]

I've sent an email to Simon Cowell asking him to arrange an extra leg of the X factor concert tour in an open air venue in Yemen.

[Thoth]

That cock womble Piers Morgan has to be worth 3 away wins on his own

[SOFTLAD]

I'm slowly dying watching this fucking torture on the pitch as is our support, were worse than Dave the tv version now, same old shite.

[KopOut]

On a more serious note, we can confirm that the root cause is players not giving a fuck.

 

Only got to look to Leicester. The champs will be lucky to stay up.

 

Are the players fit? Must be. Are the tactics different? I haven't watched then but I suspect not.

 

Have they been 'found out'?

 

No. They couldn't give a rat's arse.

 

Neither can ours.

[thompsonsnose]

It's the Bet Victor ad.....

[Ipplfc]

Just looking at this thread

All of a sudden on sky news

Tara palmer-Tomkinson found dead at her home

Might lump on us the w/end

R.I.P T.P-T

[Arl arse]

Would you really call her a celeb though, Probably the one of the first celebrity whores who was just famous for being famous. No great loss to society. R.I.P an all that tho.

[Bobby Hundreds]

She could be an extra couple of shots on target though. A worthy sacrifice in harsh times.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I'm willing to sacrifice Jeremy Kyle to test this theory.

[Champ]

I have been studying the stats and facts regarding our drop in form since the turn off the year and I think I have found the answer.

During the last 3 months of 2016 we were unplayable this was during a time when celebrities were dying every week, it has become obvious that during the last 5 weeks virtually no celebrities have died and therefore our form has plummeted.

 

Or it could be we have been a bit shit.

And since you started this thread the writer of Steptoe and Son, American actor Richard Hatch and Tara Palmer Tompkinson have died. I'm expecting a big result this weekend

[Trumo]

It's when people began having doubts over me starting the match threads and mounted an insurrection. Even when I continued to start new threads, the doubters had already spread their poison thus killing all the momentum.

[delightedscorer]

It makes sense...celebs die...our players think they're celebs...they play like it's their last match on planet earth and play like demons...celebs stop dying...players stop giving a fuck...

[Thoth]

And since you started this thread the writer of Steptoe and Son, American actor Richard Hatch and Tara Palmer Tompkinson have died. I'm expecting a big result this weekend

If we win I expect Rep after Rep

[Arl arse]

It's when people began having doubts over me starting the match threads and mounted an insurrection. Even when I continued to start new threads, the doubters had already spread their poison thus killing all the momentum.

You just need a wee bit more self belief, your form took a dip and you threw in the towel. This will be character building for you.

[Guest]

Is the season over yet?

[Paco]

"Nothing has gone wrong, it is just what happens, people have blips and Liverpool had a blip in January and there is a long way to go," he added.

 

"They're not going to win a trophy this season but there is still a chance for them to make the top four so if they can do that it would be a success."

 

Rushie

[Guest]

"Nothing has gone wrong, it is just what happens, people have blips and Liverpool had a blip in January and there is a long way to go," he added.

 

"They're not going to win a trophy this season but there is still a chance for them to make the top four so if they can do that it would be a success."

 

Rushie

 

Jeez, even the legends who won all there is to win in the game are on board the 'accept this as the norm' bus.

[Thoth]

Hans Rosling has died today as well... title challenge back on track