Are you a sad cunt? Examples of your sad cuntedness

[Lee909]

I sat down at 10am with a bottle of rum and painted 28mm German WW2 miniatures for a tabletop wargame i play. I stopped at 8pm. They are not finished

[cloggypop]

I used to read and enjoy Tony Moanero posts

[cloggypop]

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[Pureblood]

I used to read and enjoy Tony Moanero posts

 

Makes you come across as a huge one.

[Pureblood]

My favourite was when he shouted "GOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL" when the other team scored.  I could cry laughing.  

 

Or seeing his name as the last post on the thread, catching up on the rest of the thread and reading the genius one-liner Moanero punch line at the end when you'd forgotten that's why you'd opened the thread in the first place.

[Lee909]

I sat down at 10am with a bottle of rum and painted 28mm German WW2 miniatures for a tabletop wargame i play. I stopped at 8pm. They are not finished

Same shit day 2

[VladimirIlyich]

Same shit day 2

Are you wearing purple shorts and yellow socks?

[Lee909]

Purple and gold,Lakers shorts. Cant see socks,they are white

[SlugTrail]

One of my tutors at uni sort of took me under his wing when we hit it off talking about Pro Evo and Paul Simon. He was probably the only adult in my life that has given me any sort of guidance or encouragement. Anyway he suggested I read some Flaubert and Baudelaire and so I went to this second hand book shop and met this legit 9/10. I pretended to be a lot more intelligent and interesting than I am and we had a great 40 minutes back and forth. She decided my tutors recommendations we're OK, but she knew some stuff that was well cheeks and so I forked over about 50 quid on these books she had to order in for me. 

When the day came to pick them up I made sure I'd shaven a few days before so I had the best kinda stubble and picked out my best 'I'm trying really hard to look like I didn't think about this outfit at all' look (which must have took me an about an hour) I get there and we're cracking on and she gave me her facebook and number and told me I had to message her with my thoughts as soon as I'd read them. Then she says 'You should definitely meet my boyfriend too. He wants to make films like you!' Yeah great..I didn't have to sack to take the books back or the heart to even read them so they've just sat in a box for God knows how long. Not only did I betray myself but I let my tutor down too. It doesn't get much sadder than that.

 

The saddest thing is you didn't realise you were being groomed.

[SlugTrail]

I let a woman take me for a cunt, rob my life savings and then spent 9 months moping about her to the point that I tried to kill myself 3 times.

 

Ok you win.

[Alan Sex]

I think m drunk fr once.

[Kevin D]

Mark is the greatest poster in this forum's wonderful and colourful history. This is one of the many reasons why:

 

Last night I was watching a DVD of Star Trek IV and the disk started skipping, so I put in my other copy of Star Trek IV.

 

[Alan Sex]

Me

[aRdja]

I used to read and enjoy Tony Moanero posts

Yup. I enjoy negging his serious football posts too.