Daniel Sturridge: A man in desperate need of his missing mojo - by Jason Harris

[G Richards]

He needs to fuck god off 'cos he aint doing shit for him.

Daniel is doing OK with his God. He's making £150k per week for essentially part time work and is set for life, at least in an economic sense, long before he is 30 years old.

 

The many godless people on here are obviously doing much better, mind.

[moof]

Maybe god has nothing to do with it and his success is directly attributable to his footballing ability and physical gifts. Those gifts are waning, and he's suffering for it.

 

Faith in a higher power isn't going to make him run faster.

[jimmycase]

Poor Dan's like a gambler down on his luck, every bet he places turns out to be the wrong decision. Fuck I mean how unlucky(!?) do you have to be to catch a cold when you're about to go to Spain and warm weather training in fucking February?

[Grinch]

I don't think you need to be all that mobile as a number 10. It would depend on who he had around him though tbf. He's not gonna work as a 9 or 10 here, but in he could still do a job for a team breaking into the top 6.

 

I could see him going to a West Ham and getting 15-20 goals, but it's different there. Less pressure and less playing against teams with 10 men behind the ball. Whatever happens we're never getting that old Sturridge back so best for everyone if he's moved on. If we have any sense we'll ask for some first dibs on some talented youngsters from wherever he ends up because we're probably not gonna end up with that 30-40 million..even in today's market

He's scored more than 13 a season once in his career. That was in a 100 league goal scoring team beside a world class talent in Suarez.

 

Highly doubtful, now that his body is shot to shit that he's going to reach better figures than he ever has barr that one season.

[Anubis]

Daniel is doing OK with his God. He's making £150k per week for essentially part time work and is set for life, at least in an economic sense, long before he is 30 years old.

 

The many godless people on here are obviously doing much better, mind.

Good to see God prioritising nesh people who point upwards over thousands of innocent children fleeing death in Syria.

[ZonkoVille77]

I don't mind that religion is very important to him. I do mind that he's a lazy, self-important, money-hungry, deluded, narcissistic nut job.

[Hades]

I think he'd struggle even at the bottom end of the Premiership. He looks totally finished, he might score goals in the Championship though.

[Jay86]

He's better off being a marquee signing for a MLS team, he'd probably be a superstar out there and can hang around with Drake a lot more.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I still think he'll end up at West Ham. He'll get the odd international run out, and they love an England player there.

[lifetime fan]

He's a shite, lazy, bottling cunt.

[Yerse]

He's a shite, lazy, bottling cunt.

 

Not to mention made of the most brittle wafers known to man.

[Jay86]

Not to mention made of the most brittle wafers known to man.

Kompany easily rivals him on this one.

[Yerse]

Kompany easily rivals him on this one.

 

Yeah, same wafer.

[Paco]

Kompany will always be forgiven because of what he's won.

[Jay86]

Still made of the same stuff as our Daniel though. The difference being I think Kompany is genuinely injured everytime and would play beyond the pain barrier. Bodies are made from the same stuff but their minds are totally different. You can see if hurts Kompany not to be playing but with Sturridge you get the impression that it's ok I'll go hang around in America with some rappers. Whether that's right or wrong but that's the impression Sturridge gives off.

[lifetime fan]

£1.56m in wages per league goal this season.

 

Fuck off.

[VladimirIlyich]

A prodigiously gifted but utterly unreliable striker. I can't be bothered putting forward the 'but what if he gets fit and plays 40 games' arguments any more. Not going to happen.

 

Hopefully Klopp will, as a matter of priority, make use of the £25m in the exact same position rather than bringing in another seven or eight goal number 10.

I said this about 18 months ago,in fact it was probably obvious to us all during the following season to the 2nd place finish. His goals covered up his fragility for a while but now we have a manager with balls and one who has made him surplus to requirements for all to see.

[an tha]

£1.56m in wages per league goal this season.

 

Fuck off.

13 league goals in just over 2 and a half seasons...101 games over 2 full seasons and the 25 in this one so far.

 

You can have all the talent in the world but if as a striker that is all you have given to a club in goals in 2 and a half seasons then it is tine to move on.

 

Yes he hasn't been picked a lot this season but ultimately there are reasons for that, and he was injured for large parts of the other 2 seasons but that is the whole point - he is of no use to us.

[Paco]

He's gone in the summer but I thought/hoped he would have contributed something in the remainder of his time here but he hasn't and doesn't look like he will.

[TheHowieLama]

Kompany will always be forgiven because of what he's won.

 

 

How bout the fact that he is actually not made of the same wafers.

 

Gotta be 5 years older and only broke down last year. Played 40 games a years before that I bet.

 

Ledley King played more than Sturridge has is my guess.

[TheHowieLama]

Apparently Spurs are readying a 59m bid for him.

[G Richards]

Is there anything to a Spurs big? I haven't seen any news on that.

[Section_31]

Haha!

[an tha]

he didn't train again yesterday due to the 'virus' he has..he must have the slowest recovery rate from things possible

[Grinch]

A tightarse like Daniel Levy wouldn't risk 59p on a broken striker

 

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