Southampton (H) League Cup semi final 2nd Leg - no shit puns edition

[Paulie Dangerously]

Up the reds.

[Paco]

Karius

Clyne

Matip

Lovren

Milner

Henderson

Wijnaldum

Lallana

Coutinho

Firmino

 

I don't care who plays on the right as long as Lallana is in midfield and Firmino is through the middle.

[an tha]

please stop the can, henderson, wij middle three from this game on please.

 

it is fucking rubbish.

 

as for the result here i fancy us to win 2-1 and go out on away goals

[Bobby Hundreds]

Win. I'm sick of telling my missus we are shite then pretending to be calm before I fuck off the pub skin visibly steaming as the cold air hits my anger. I just wanna get the world in a figure four leg lock rik flair style. "WOOOOO"

[3 Stacks]

We are miles better when we play from behind so we'll probably win this. 

[Anubis]

Just go out and fuck them. Thanks.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just go out and fuck them. Thanks.

This.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Karius

Clyne

Matip

Lovren

Milner

Henderson

Wijnaldum

Lallana

Coutinho

Firmino

 

I don't care who plays on the right as long as Lallana is in midfield and Firmino is through the middle.

Exactamundo.  Either Sturridge or Origi up with Firmino and Coutinho.  Let's hit these bastards hard to purge all the anger from today.

 

No. Fucking. Excuses.

[manwiththestick]

I don't care today.

[Oh Buoy]

They're going to Swansea the fuck outta' us. 

 

Klassic. 

[Paco]

We're a cup team.

 

We got this.

[Jairzinho]

I care about this game more than any of the league games. We aren't doing shit in the league with this squad.

[ZonkoVille77]

We're fucked.

[Captain]

I care about this game more than any of the league games. We aren't doing shit in the league with this squad.

 

So do I, it would be great to have a trophy to show for the season.

[Dave D]

Glad we ditched the puns.

 

You cant fault the effort but some of them was so bad they clearly cost us points.

 

Time for some professional match thread titles.

[Joe Strummer]

They will score so we'll probably need 3 at least. Need a performance not just a result or can see our season falling away.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

It wouldn't surprise me at all if this ends up going to extra time. 

[KopOut]

Can't see us getting through, and even if we did, I'd not cope with United's 90'+4 winning Wembley goal that is offside, while Hendo gets strangled to death off ball.

[Bob]

I think I might bump my "do you think we might score 10" thread from October for good luck.

[Hades]

Hope they smash us 1-2.

[lebron]

--------------Karius---------------

 

Clyne------Matip---Lovren----Moreno

 

--Lallana----Henderson--Wijnaldum--

 

-----Ojo-----Firmino----Coutinho--

 

 

Think we need to mix it up a bit in the coming games, and add a bit of pace. Milner looks spent, and while Origi might be a better fit than Ojo, I'd start with the youngster on Wednesday.

[Arl arse]

[Crazy Dave]

Don't give a fuck as long as Firmino is the central striker. 

 

Sturridge and Origi are not good enough. 

[m0e]

I reckon we draw this.

 

It may just be the crucial result that wakes Klopp up to the shortcomings of this squad.

[s(k)aturation]

Winning by 2 goals could mean we need 4.