Miscellaneous Questions Not Worth Starting A Thread For

[Carvalho Diablo]

How does internet information/data travel through the air?

In crisp packets.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Why can't I sleep ?

[Alan Sex]

Why can't I sleep ?

You have what is sometimes referred to as "a boner".

 

You must manually tame this beast, while viewing dubious quality pictures or videos of young people doing things to each other's private areas, while quite possibly in various states of undress.

[Bobby Hundreds]

If the cells in the body constantly die and regenerate so supposedly every 7 years your body is essentially made of completely different cells from the seven years before how come tattoos don't disappear.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Those two headed conjoined twins in the US pose a few questions.

 

They're legally two different people controlling half the body each so if you shag them is it s threesome?

 

If they masturbate is it incest?

 

If one fancies you and the other doesn't can that head switch off or would it be forcing yourself on her?

 

So many questions

[VladimirIlyich]

Falling down the stairs, walking into doors. Same old story.

 

It was your missus wasn't it. You can tell us mate.

He said 'Tea on the table at 5.30' and it was usually after 5.35 by the time it was so she sort of deserved it.

[General Dryness]

Those two headed conjoined twins in the US pose a few questions.

 

They're legally two different people controlling half the body each so if you shag them is it s threesome?

 

If they masturbate is it incest?

 

If one fancies you and the other doesn't can that head switch off or would it be forcing yourself on her?

 

So many questions

I've pondered this subject before myself.

 

Them only having one fanny and one ringpiece between them is a fucking minefield of moral issues.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Those two headed conjoined twins in the US pose a few questions.

 

They're legally two different people controlling half the body each so if you shag them is it s threesome?

 

If they masturbate is it incest?

 

If one fancies you and the other doesn't can that head switch off or would it be forcing yourself on her?

 

So many questions

 

 

Double the pleasure, triple the fun...

[setreal]

Those two headed conjoined twins in the US pose a few questions.

 

They're legally two different people controlling half the body each so if you shag them is it s threesome?

 

If they masturbate is it incest?

 

If one fancies you and the other doesn't can that head switch off or would it be forcing yourself on her?

 

So many questions

 

Why is incest still illegal anyway?

 

It shouldn't be when consenting adults are involved.

 

Asking for a sister.

[manwiththestick]

Why do people like to watch Clarkeson, Hammond and May?

[stringvest]

If the cells in the body constantly die and regenerate so supposedly every 7 years your body is essentially made of completely different cells from the seven years before how come tattoos don't disappear.

Karma

[Champ]

What's with the 'do you want your receipt?' question that seems to have crept in when you're paying for things? Why wouldnt I want a record of what I had just bought from you in case I need to return said purchase for any reason or some security lurch thinks I might be doing a runner with a packet of caramel wafers?

[Alan Sex]

What's with the 'do you want your receipt?' question that seems to have crept in when you're paying for things? Why wouldnt I want a record of what I had just bought from you in case I need to return said purchase for any reason or some security lurch thinks I might be doing a runner with a packet of caramel wafers?

It's either that or "do you want your receipt in the bag?"

 

No, stapled to my chest will be just fine, Love.

[Champ]

It's either that or "do you want your receipt in the bag?"

 

No, stapled to my chest will be just fine, Love.

 

A bag? They give you a bag?

[Strontium]

What's with the 'do you want your receipt?' question that seems to have crept in when you're paying for things? Why wouldnt I want a record of what I had just bought from you in case I need to return said purchase for any reason or some security lurch thinks I might be doing a runner with a packet of caramel wafers?

 

Not as irritating as being asked if I want a plastic bag all the time, despite obviously toting a voluminous rucksack. Are they on commission from bag manufacturers? Do the checkout grunts get a percentage of the 5 pences?

[Champ]

Not as irritating as being asked if I want a plastic bag all the time, despite obviously toting a voluminous rucksack. Are they on commission from bag manufacturers? Do the checkout grunts get a percentage of the 5 pences?

 

No-one has ever explained to me where all those 5 pences go

[Nunavut Patrick]

No-one has ever explained to me where all those 5 pences go

To pay small children to untangle plastic bags wrapped around sea creatures.

[Champ]

To pay small children to untangle plastic bags wrapped around sea creatures.

 

Now, you see, if that was the case I might want to give them more than 5p (bag optional)

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Not as irritating as being asked if I want a plastic bag all the time, despite obviously toting a voluminous rucksack. Are they on commission from bag manufacturers? Do the checkout grunts get a percentage of the 5 pences?

Some blert offered me a carrier bag when I was buying a rucksack.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Why is incest still illegal anyway?

 

It shouldn't be when consenting adults are involved.

 

Asking for a sister.

Are you Jon Snow?

[Fowlers God]

Where is Melons?

[Anny Road]

Dickheads who slag off shop employees for asking 'do you want a receipt or bag' when this is what they have been told to say by the boss. Failing to do so will get them a bollocking. Oh sorry thought this was the little things that piss you off thread, my mistake.

[Champ]

Dickheads who slag off shop employees for asking 'do you want a receipt or bag' when this is what they have been told to say by the boss. Failing to do so will get them a bollocking. Oh sorry thought this was the little things that piss you off thread, my mistake.

 

I wasn't sagging them off I genuinely want to know why asking whether someone wants a receipt has entered the script.

 

I quite often commiserate with sales staff with the nonsense they have to ask

[Anny Road]

Sorry Champ not having a go. But as someone who has worked in retail management when you tell staff to do something there is usually a reason behind it and you want them to do it.

Take receipts for example. I knew a manager of a Morrisons store and the outside of his shop was littered to hell with people rolling up and throwing away receipts. If he can get them in the bin problem solved. Do you need a 6'' long receipt with a newspaper?

Bags where I worked were a massive problem. People would take 4,5,6 of them for a can of beans. They were using them to pick up their dogs shit or whatever. That's fine but now you have the option. Would you like a bag? No thanks I'll put it in my rucksack but I tell you what give me one anyway its handy for the car to put crap in. You know its 5p.

Where that goes is debatable small retailers will pocket it but it is a tiny amount. The big stores will have a record and even for PR purposes will make a donation to greenpeace or whoever.

Even in a small store though the savings per year on buying shitty throwaway bags are huge. Noone is saying you cannot have one but if you want one its 5p, if you don't like it bring your own. Noone is forcing you.

[Fowlers God]

Can we get back on topic?