Baby Ape

[Sugar Ape]

So, after going in Sunday night for my wife to be induced with my first born she finally gave birth yesterday to a little girl via caesarean. Been horiffic waiting, didn't sleep or eat for 40 hours and had to sit there through a 16 hour labour before they decided to cut her out but more than worth it in the end.

 

Baby Isabella.

 

[Dr Nowt]

Good lad. Had hoped you not being around wasn't ominous.

 

Glad it turned out right; congratulations mate.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Sweet!

 

Isabella Necessary Onnabicycle.

[Arl arse]

Congratulations to you both mate, best moment of your life.

 

Although Stig will be demanding pics in 16 years time, prepare yourself.

[TheHowieLama]

Well in fella.

 

Gonna save this part here and send it across to Mrs Ape in a few weeks -

 

had to sit there through a 16 hour labour

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Congratulations to you both.

[Sugar Ape]

Ta lads. Hospital is keeping them both in until next week and kicked me out at 9pm so I've got no choice but to sit here and sup a couple of deserved beers for all the hard observing work I've done.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Fantastic!

[lifetime fan]

Well in mate. Congrats on all the hard work.

 

Well done to your missus too.

[moof]

Good news, this. Congrats fella, and to the missus.

[lifetime fan]

I'm on the red and watching the West Wing for you mate.

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Congrats, Ape. It's a great feeling, isn't it? She's well cute so we can all assume she's got her mothers looks. If they're not out until next week you need to be getting some shut-eye in. You're not gonna be sleeping well for the next few months.

[A Red]

Congratulations, good timing too, a Saturday night to celebrate!

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

You fucking legend. Congrats mate.

[littletedwest]

Good news mate, she looks a big baby what weight was she?

Mate of mine (who is getting married today coincidentally) did 26 hours in labour after being induced. I struggle stay awake for 14 hours so I have give women begrudging credit.

[Paulie Dangerously]

You were the real victim those 16 hours mate. We had similar with ours full labour then a c sec.

 

Enjoy mate congrats

[Sugar Ape]

Yeah she's a big'un. 9,2 she weighed. She's had seven shits in her first 24 hours ( so proud, just like her dad ) and I've managed to get away without cleaning any of them. She keeps on waiting until my mum or sister are visiting or I've gone for the night to do them.

 

On my way back there now for a bit. Hopefully she does a poo and gets it cleaned just before I arrive.

[Lee909]

Congratulations

[the chimp]

Oh that is just fucking boss. I'm genuinely made up for you mate. I'm back home in December. No matter what we have to wet her head (Ape and Chimp), whether in town or if you venture back to Netherley (not sure if any family of yours are still there). I've had a pretty good day and this has topped it. My brother (well his Mrs) is having his first in a couple of months and ... I don't know ... I'm just happy good things are happening for and to good people.

[Bjornebye]

Congratulations mate , best wishes to all of you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now get your name in the draft you fucking dick

[Sugar Ape]

Oh that is just fucking boss. I'm genuinely made up for you mate. I'm back home in December. No matter what we have to wet her head (Ape and Chimp), whether in town or if you venture back to Netherley (not sure if any family of yours are still there). I've had a pretty good day and this has topped it. My brother (well his Mrs) is having his first in a couple of months and ... I don't know ... I'm just happy good things are happening for and to good people.

Cheers Chimp. Not sure there are any places to drink in Netherley now with the Bridge Inn shutting to become an Aldi ( or Lidl? ) but yeah I'll be going to town to wet the babies head more than once I'd imagine! Good luck to your brother, hopefully the birth goes a bit more quicker for him than it did for me!

[the chimp]

Falcon and Driving Range still going on Caldway and Legion down Wood Lane ... yeah Town probably best. Our kid is holding off on the christening 'til I get home, so I'm dead excited (first time I'll be a God Father), Congrats again. Great news.

[Paulie Dangerously]

How was your sleep after the event Rapey?

 

I remember leaving the hospital about 7, my dad buying me a bourbon in the Lion on tithebarn street then getting the train home, got a Singapore vermicelli from the new Parkgate chippy had one bite then put it away. Was in bed by 9 and slept solidly until 10 the next day as I had a greyhound bouncing on my head wanting to be let out for a shite.

 

The greatest sleep id had in years. My missus still brings up that I was the latest new dad to get to the hospital the next day

[Bjornebye]

How was your sleep after the event Rapey?

 

I remember leaving the hospital about 7, my dad buying me a bourbon in the Lion on tithebarn street then getting the train home, got a Singapore vermicelli from the new Parkgate chippy had one bite then put it away. Was in bed by 9 and slept solidly until 10 the next day as I had a greyhound bouncing on my head wanting to be let out for a shite.

 

The greatest sleep id had in years. My missus still brings up that I was the latest new dad to get to the hospital the next day

Rapey starts a thread to celebrate probably the greatest day of his life and you manage to make it all about you!

Well played mate well played

[bonesman]

Congratulations mate, all the best for the future.