Adam Lallana

[ZonkoVille77]

Brilliant Maca

[Gym Beglin]

Whatever the question is, the answer is never Lallana.

[aws]

Like most members of our squad he's a decent (not great) player. Unfortunately we're getting constantly outplayed by players who wouldn't get into our team. If we were organised, led and motivated better our players would look a lot better.

[janmolby]

Would look a million times better if he was playing in one of our former sides

[Dante]

Yeah, he'd have been ace at the 'pass the pound' game in the Evan's era, a true Spice Boy.

[Anubis]

Good player, but at his best either just behind the front two, or as the unselfish player in a strike psrtnership. Unfortunately, those positions will be occupied by Coutinho and Ings provided they and Sturridge remain fit.

 

That advert, though. Fucking hell, Adam.

[Liquid football]

Seems a bit fashionable to hate on him. He'd be a good addition to a squad doing well. He's also scoring more than anyone else excluding the strikers, so saying "goal every 23rd game" sums up the perception of him being a bit harsh. 

 

Lallana = Goal every 5.8 games

Henderson  = every 9.4

Coutinho   = every 6.5

Can = (played lots in defence though)  = 1 in 50

Milner (early days) = 1 in 8

[redinblack62]

i think Lallana is a decent player. The fact that we overpaid for him, and havent a clue how to play him isnt his fault.

[Duff Man]

Remember Riera's first game against the mancs? He looked totally tits.

[Heinze]

Needs to shave that bum fluff off his face.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Id like to see him play under a manager that can organise a team based on the strengths of his players rather than force players into a system based upon the strength of a day dream.

 

We will win today though.

[manwiththestick]

He scores today.

[Russ Atmosphere]

He was destined for Vitesse Arnhem until we went all Brewster's millions.

[cloggypop]

He was destined for Vitesse Arnhem until we went all Brewster's millions.

Chelsea own Vitesse.

[ZonkoVille77]

The sooner the better we get rid of this chump. More balls in a nunnery.

[Iceman]

He plays like he's wearing expensive pyjamas. 

[Joe Strummer]

Useless prick. A highlights player.

[manwiththestick]

Remember that chap who used to do ball skills in the centre circle before games or at halftime and you know for all those skills he's shite at actual football?

 

That's Adam Lallana that is.

[Captain]

An empty shirt. Hopfully he'll be gone before next season.

[Phoenix]

Another 25 million down the drain.

[aRdja]

Why does he do his turns and tricks only to get further away from goal? Run at it for fucks sake.

[ZonkoVille77]

He's a shit cunt

[3 Stacks]

Useless prick. A highlights player.

He's scored 1 in 28 premier league games. He's not even a highlights player.

 

One of our most nonsensical signings ever and that takes some doing. The pure definition of a mid-table player. He plays like one of those cunts from the Brazilian league who do all these tricks but don't actually know how to play football. 

[TheDrowningMan]

A £5m player for a £25m fee. A typical Group Leader signing.

[Mathewbet1]

he did his favourite move today, beat a player with a good turn then turn back inside to be closed down by the opposition defender, instead of whipping it in when he had the chance.