You are now Liverpool Manager...

[Block109'er]

...what would you do to turn this around?

 

For me:

 

1. Drop Lovren and bring in Kolo as a like for like replacement effective immediately.

2. Bring back Lucas Leiva as defensive midfield.

3. Play Steven Gerrard in a No. 10 role.

4. Go cap in hand to the owners for some transfer money and start feverishly trying to identify a Striker, Centre Back and Goalkeeper for the window,

 

There we go a few idea to start with.

 

[Koptimus Prime]

Fuck off my bird and get my teeth bleached

[Josef Svejk]

Ask for 220 million quid over three summers. Without flattering myself, guarantee that I'd do a better job of spending it...

[Creator Supreme]

Take a quick look around, see the absolute dross in the squad, then hand in my resignation with immediate effect!

[Faustus]

Lamp Glen Johnson.

[thompsonsnose]

Nip to Rymans.

[Kevin D]

Rub my hands at Steven Gerrard.

[thompsonsnose]

Sign Cech

Keep Suso

Bin/sell Lolvren and Johnson

Buy Cabaye in January.

Find another version of Mascherano asap.

Sell Lucas Allen Henderson Enrique

Move Gerrard forward but only play him off the bench.

Get Ibe or Origi back from loans.

Pref Ibe.

Take Sterling out of the firing line for a bit.

Get Flanagan fit.

Make Lallana captain.

Nurture the only visible sign of an attacking threat in Lallana and Lambert.

Flog Balotelli to Napoli.

Spin Sturridges blood through every device known to man.

 

EDIT

Rodgers will do NONE of this.

[thompsonsnose]

Rub my hands at Steven Gerrard.

Rafa is still a manager.

Gerrard will not be a player for much longer.

We move on.

[ngogswilly]

Get Sean Dundee in to coach the forwards. 

[Josef Svejk]

Re-sign Soto.

[Pureblood]

Wear a knife-proof vest on my back to stop the fans stabbing it. 

[BCM]

Shit myself.................................. Then Resign

[Josef Svejk]

Wear a knife-proof vest on my back to stop the fans stabbing it. 

 

Those dastardly fans who made him piss away about £200 million. Back-stabbers the lot of them...

[JohnnyH]

I'd marvel at all my new twitter followers.

[derykw]

Tell Gerrard and Johnson that their contracts are not being renewed.

 

Drop Lovren for Toure.

 

Put Lucas in as DM and bench Gerrard but use him as an attacking option only, in the last quarter of games.

 

Play Chan more often.

 

Play two up front more often, it surely can't be worse than what we've got.

 

Basically just try and muddle through as best we can until we can address the issues properly in the summer.

[RazorBack]

Give Klopp the job.

[Strontium]

Record a cover version of "If You Don't Know Me By Now"

[Jairzinho]

Buy a copy of "Defensive Soccer Tactics" by Jens Bangsbo.

 

[littletedwest]

Tell Gerrard and Johnson that their contracts are not being renewed.

Drop Lovren for Toure.

Put Lucas in as DM and bench Gerrard but use him as an attacking option only, in the last quarter of games.

Play Chan more often.

Play two up front more often, it surely can't be worse than what we've got.

Basically just try and muddle through as best we can until we can address the issues properly in the summer.

is chan the Chinese high jumper?

[ZonkoVille77]

Drop Gerrard Lovren and exchange Johnson to tranmere in exchange for a set of tracksuit bottoms. Drop mig for Jones til Jan and buy Cech if available or someone equally experienced. Gerrard impact sub only. Balotelli sold or loaned out to whoever until a fee is obtained. Recall Ibe and Wisdom. Buy or loan an experienced striker til summer, someone like Defoe.

 

Play a 442 diamond, 451 without the ball.

Only speak very briefly to the press.

[Morning Glory]

Mow the pitch at Anfield even shorter.

[Aldonose]

Lovren and Johnson would get nowhere near the first 11. Gerrard wouldn't play that deeper role ever again. He plays as an attacking midfielder. If his legs aren't up to 90 minutes, he plays cameos from the bench. Can in Gerrard ' s position in front of the back 4. With the available strikers, one up front doesn't work. I'd even be tempted to play Brad Jones. Mingolet might improve with solidity and organisation in front of him, but I've lost faith in him. Jones deserves an opportunity. Reserve keepers only stay on the bench when first choice are totally reliable. Jones isn't great, but he deserves a run of games.

[xerxes]

I would be getting into Melwood very early to check my name was still on the reserved car parking space for manager.

[ZonkoVille77]

Sexrex would look cool sprayed on the tarmac