Little Things That Brighten Your Day

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Beans from a tin? Beans on a platter of Jessica alba's tits is bad enough but from a tin? you scruffy scruffy scruffy cunt. Honest mate you make me feel sick. Fuck you

You've never eaten beans from a tin? What a cunt. Posh cunt.

 

To be fair, it was nearly 20 years ago.

[Mook]

[Bjornebye]

You've never eaten beans from a tin? What a cunt. Posh cunt.

 

To be fair, it was nearly 20 years ago.

I hope you die

[Champ]

You've never eaten beans from a tin? What a cunt. Posh cunt.

 

To be fair, it was nearly 20 years ago.

 

We were served cold beans with salad as kids. Apparently it was 'South African'

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I hope you die

Hahaha.

[mattyq]

Some bad deviancy on display here. Very poor

It's an incontrovertible fact that beef and and a fine cheese is a classic combination

A cheeseburger is better than a beefburger just as a beef & stilton pie is better than a beef pie

All pale into insignificance when faced with the glory & majesty of prime beef and pungent stilton sauce

Perfection

[Mook]

Fillet steak, medium rare, with some posh chips.

 

Sorted.

[Sweeney287]

I rustled up a mushroom sauce for some steak which meant I had to drink the remaining 3/4 bottle of chardonnay. I'm now nicely sauteed.

Am now doing the same with a bottle of merlot which I used summer of for the bolognese sauce.

 

Will lead nice on to some lager whilst shouting at the TV when the round ball game is on and if that runs out, in to the rum.

 

Hangover tomorrow? Quite possibly!

[Dr Nowt]

You probably put sweetcorn on your steak, you filthy nonce.

 

You're AIDS on legs.

 

Nowt wrong with' cold sweetcorn from a tin. Same with beans. Haven't done that since about 96, so my tastes may well have changed slightly. Blue cheese is fucking filthy, though.

 

You're a rapist shot through with Ebola AIDS.

 

Some bad deviancy on display here. Very poor

It's an incontrovertible fact that beef and and a fine cheese is a classic combination

A cheeseburger is better than a beefburger just as a beef & stilton pie is better than a beef pie

All pale into insignificance when faced with the glory & majesty of prime beef and pungent stilton sauce

Perfection

 

matty saving the forum's face here.  A man of distinction.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

A cheeseburger is better than a beef burger. That's a known law.

[manwiththestick]

All the Glastonbury hipsters finding out Kanye West is headlining. Haha, hope it pisses down too.

[mattyq]

A cheeseburger is better than a beef burger. That's a known law.a certain well 

 

Street law as a certain ex poster and all round general mentalist would say

[VladimirIlyich]

We were served cold beans with salad as kids. Apparently it was 'South African'

Black Beans?

[Champ]

Black Beans?

 

Crosse and Blackwell

[stringvest]

Some bad deviancy on display here. Very poor

It's an incontrovertible fact that beef and and a fine cheese is a classic combination

A cheeseburger is better than a beefburger just as a beef & stilton pie is better than a beef pie

All pale into insignificance when faced with the glory & majesty of prime beef and pungent stilton sauce

Perfection

 

Matty is on point to put the unwashed straight once again.  Some right scruffs on this forum, ever since Woo abandoned the door job.

[JagSquared]

Slowly Driving through the new forest this morning and seeing mist rising from the fields while the wild ponies and deer mill about. Picturesque.

[Liverpool lad]

Thanks fuck MattyQ is here

 

People might be reading the forum thinking their are loads of tramps posting on here, but he saves the day showing there is a modicum of class on the board

[stringvest]

Thanks fuck MattyQ is here

 

People might be reading the forum thinking their are loads of tramps posting on here, but he saves the day showing there is a modicum of class on the board

 

Aye, he is a bellwether against bellends.

[Bjornebye]

Jag Squared defo pulled up and put his dick in some wildlife this morning

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Jag Squared defo pulled up and put his dick in some wildlife this morning

Sucked off a pony at the very least.

[Dr Nowt]

Like the way I got loads of shit for my steak and stilton delectation, then matty wanders in and takes all the plaudits for suggesting the same.

 

I'll just put a load of ketchup on it next time and chuck it straight on the floor, you fairweather bastards.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Love blue cheese and steak, Matty. You're so dreamy.

[Dr Nowt]

Fanboy.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Ho! Just found half a tub of Ben and Jerry's in the freezer. Win.

[JagSquared]

Jag Squared defo pulled up and put his dick in some wildlife this morning

Sucked off a pony at the very least.

Well I tried but he just said "neigh"