Little Things That Brighten Your Day

[Bjornebye]

I rustled up a mushroom sauce for some steak which meant I had to drink the remaining 3/4 bottle of chardonnay.  I'm now nicely sauteed.

 

No, just .... mushroom sauce on a steak? no fucking way am i skipping that without negging it. you have ruined my weekend. 

[stringvest]

No, just .... mushroom sauce on a steak? no fucking way am i skipping that without negging it. you have ruined my weekend. 

 

philistine.  It was going to be pepper, but I had no green.  

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I rustled up a mushroom sauce for some steak which meant I had to drink the remaining 3/4 bottle of chardonnay.  I'm now nicely sauteed.

 

 

No, just .... mushroom sauce on a steak? no fucking way am i skipping that without negging it. you have ruined my weekend. 

 

I actually love a mushroom pepper sauce combo. Perfect for the indecisive gentleman. Or a feckless cunt who can never make up his mind.

[Bjornebye]

Why would you ruin a steak by putting mushroom/pepper/diane sauce on it?

 

I'd rather put gravy on poached eggs.

 

heathens

[Ezekiel 25:17]

A girls skirt blowing up in the wind.

 

 

An uncontrollable rage burns inside me when I see a tart with a short skirt holidng it in the wind, FUCK YOU, YOU WORE THE SKIRT SO ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES, slag.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

The dog won't go to sleep at night until she's had a playfight with me, biting my hands, playing tug-of-war and doing weird mental breakdancing around the place.

 

She's ace.

 

 

I bet she never mentioned that on the first date.

[Dr Nowt]

Mushroom sauce on a steak is the business, especially if it's blended with a nice cheese. 

[Champ]

Mushroom sauce on a steak is the business, especially if it's blended with a nice cheese

 

Are you American?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Are you American?

 

I assume not, as he didn't say "blended with yellow plastic, masquerading as cheese".

[Dr Nowt]

Are you American?

Actually a very pleasant Italian restaurant I know does just such a sauce. Delicious.

[Jairzinho]

Cheese on steak?

 

[Champ]

I assume not, as he didn't say "blended with yellow plastic, masquerading as cheese".

 

Yeah, ok, maybe I was asking for that but my overriding experience of eating out in America was that they had collectively decided everything was improved by drowning it in a layer of melted cheese

[Dr Nowt]

I bet she never mentioned that on the first date.

I did do a little sweepstake in my mind of who would make that crack when I posted it, and you weren't one of the contestants, so I do apologise for that and will add you for future reference.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Yeah, ok, maybe I was asking for that but my overriding experience of eating out in America was that they had collectively decided everything was improved by drowning it in a layer of melted cheese

 

Its a perfect example of how you can be essentially right, but also very wrong. Pump everything full of cheese? Yes. Use old yellow melted wellington boots instead of cheese? Aw unlcuky, we almost didn't hate you as a nation there for a minute.

[Champ]

Actually a very pleasant Italian restaurant I know does just such a sauce. Delicious.

 

Oh, like blue cheese? Even so, on this Stig is correct; nothing improves a good steak

[Bjornebye]

You'll be telling me you put beans on gammon next Lizzie.

[Dr Nowt]

I'm not talking lots of or just any cheese.

 

Modest amount of blue cheese blended into a sauce for steak, lovely.

 

Shirley you've tried Stilton on steak?

[Champ]

It's the one thing they've got right. It's the reason people put up with them being terrorists.

 

Including pastrami? I beg to differ

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Oh, like blue cheese? Even so, on this Stig is correct; nothing improves a good steak

 

Again incorrect. Steak & Blowjob day makes a mockery of your assertion. 

[Dr Nowt]

On a phone which is crashing and struggling to keep up with posts. Yes to Cath, blue cheese, our posts crossed.

 

Whoever negged me is a terrorist intent on bringing down peace and democracy and someone who eats cold sweetcorn from a tin.

 

Subhuman scum, in other words.

[Jairzinho]

You probably put sweetcorn on your steak, you filthy nonce.

[Champ]

Again incorrect. Steak & Blowjob day makes a mockery of your assertion. 

 

Not on the same plate

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

On a phone which is crashing and struggling to keep up with posts. Yes to Cath, blue cheese, our posts crossed.

 

Whoever negged me is a terrorist intent on bringing down peace and democracy and someone who eats cold sweetcorn from a tin.

 

Subhuman scum, in other words.

Nowt wrong with' cold sweetcorn from a tin. Same with beans. Haven't done that since about 96, so my tastes may well have changed slightly. Blue cheese is fucking filthy, though.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Not on the same plate

 

Maybe at the same time though, if you're lucky.

[Bjornebye]

Beans from a tin? Beans on a platter of Jessica alba's tits is bad enough but from a tin? you scruffy scruffy scruffy cunt. Honest mate you make me feel sick. Fuck you