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BT Sport Advert - Liverpool 5-1 Arsenal


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If BT sport are to highlight their channel by showing teams getting twatted by us last season, they're going to be busy cancelling subscriptions all over England. 

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Arsenal are like that really nice bloke everyone likes except you. No one else can see it but you know he's a cunt, his niceness is tinged with insincerity and he tries too hard. Those eyes are laced with a mental shiftiness as well. Then one day he slips up and shows himself up for what he really is. Well Arsenal, you got bummed by Liverpool and showed your true colours, you box of cunts.

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Just have the advert as Jairzinho says, just random goals they conceded last season with no footage of the opposition, all in black and white, Barkley head in hands, Barry kicking a post in frustration, Naismith skying a shot, Baines walking off the pitch disgusted, all in slow motion with the sound of ecstatic cheering in the background.....then it goes silent.

 

A bluenose is shouting at other bluenoses in the stands for celebrating a goal against Manchester City, then Bobby brown shoes staring out into the distance, it fades to colour, he's looking at nothing in particular, just the distance itself hoping it'll swallow him up, it's Anfiield, he's 4-0 down...

 

Opening keys to you'll never walk alone

 

"When you walk through the storm, hold your head up high"

 

Bt Sport

 

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One from there -

 

 

Posted by Ollyefcinvisible.gifuser_silhouette.png on July 12, 2014, 9:59 pm, in reply to "that BT Sport advert"

"Bitter Twats" Sport?

 

Another whopper attempting a Haiku or something with this:-

to be honest 

 

ive seen it all before after the newcastle 4-4 games 

 

it doesnt surprise me

 

Wait? What 4-4 is he talking about?  Too bitter to admit we won?

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