Pete Price

[Chairman Meow]

That much beak would kill him

 

I didn't think cocaine withdrawal symptoms were as severe as that,. 

[Bjornebye]

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[Melchett]

Very much weirdness

[VladimirIlyich]

Stig,where the fuck are the nsfw tags and the warning?

 

Dont let him stay at your flat again.

[stringvest]

Fucking hell Stig. You've taken one for the team there. Or was it two?

 

Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bleeding heavily from the rectum.

[Bjornebye]

Had to be done Peter. I needed to be absolutely certain he isn't in-fact you mate as your are both far too similar. 

 

"I hope yer bollocks drop off" 

 

 

Vlad - Anyone who opens a Pete Price thread expecting anything but smut is a bit daft. 

[Jairzinho]

 

Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be...

 

 

 

 

A nonce?

[VladimirIlyich]

Had to be done Peter. I needed to be absolutely certain he isn't in-fact you mate as your are both far too similar.

 

"I hope yer bollocks drop off"

 

 

Vlad - Anyone who opens a Pete Price thread expecting anything but smut is a bit daft.

No problem with the smut but pictures of him with his todger out is a bit of a shocker.

 

Shame the letters on the fridge didnt spell 'cunt' or something equally as appropriate.

[stringvest]

No problem with the smut but pictures of him with his todger out is a bit of a shocker.

 

Shame the letters on the fridge didnt spell 'cunt' or something equally as appropriate.

He'd just popped down to make Stig a cuppa and was getting the milk out of the fridge. Homogenised, natch.

[VladimirIlyich]

Hope Stig didnt ask for cream.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The price is wrong

[Mike D]

cut price

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Stars (jizz) In Your Eyes.

[Bjornebye]

Million Pound bollocks Drop 

 

 

The Pube 

 

 

Big Flake 

[Stu Monty]

A man's cock = nsfw.

 

Stop making me do mod stuff you bellends.

[Bjornebye]

A man's cock = nsfw.

 

Stop making me do mod stuff you bellends.

 

[Furmedge]

A man's cock = nsfw.

 

Stop making me do mod stuff you bellends.

Cock nazi

[Bjornebye]

[Curly]

Just sat having my lunch to the first half hour of that and it's had me in stitches. Only caught that show a couple of times, usually on the way back from somewhere in the car, but it's fucking brilliant.

 

He is a whopper, but some of those calls are ridiculous.

 

The "why, so you can suck them?" comment in the op had me crying laughing as well.

[Bobby Hundreds]

The fastest I have ever necked a pint was in the grapes in Mathew street, I bought it glanced up and Pete Price was about to sing on Karaoke. 

[Stickman]

 

 

 

Here's hoping

 

[Strontium]

I always imagined the Grim Reaper would have paler skin.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Me and the girl I was with in the late 80's used to go the Cokey on a Wednesday night, 50p night. He was the DJ and we just used to rip the piss out of him. He just thought he was popular. Daft cunt.

[magicrat]

OK hands up who on here has met Pete Price ?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

OK hands up who on here has met Pete Price ?

Well me obviously.