Did Joe Fagan rub his hands at Graeme Souness?

[MajesticSuarez]

Have they found you yet?

 

Look mate, the part that was supposed to be your brain went down your fathers trouser leg.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

Look mate, the part that was supposed to be your brain went down your fathers trouser leg.

 

That's very funny, i would have appreciated that joke more if i was 12 again.

 

You must be a 13 yr old bully right?

[Captain Turdseye]

I heard that Joe Fagan rubbed his cock whilst looking at a picture of Souness' kids.

[MajesticSuarez]

This is slanderous and libellous. Joe Fagan is part of the fabric of our great club. He served the club brilliantly long before getting the managers job. He too changed nothing having worked with both an icon in Bill Shankly, and a genius in Bob Paisley.

 

His treble in 1984 was the first and is no different to what that drunken old son of whore won in 1999.

[loadsoftrophies]

Joe Fagan drove Kevin Keegan out of the club. Kevin's car was in with the mechanic that day.

[MajesticSuarez]

Joe Fagan drove Kevin Keegan out of the club. Kevin's car was in with the mechanic that day.

 

You mean he drove him to the airport.

 

No-one drove Kevin Keegan out of Liverpool. He requested to move abroad in the summer of 1976. Liverpool agreed, provided he stayed for one season, and they won the European Cup.

 

Liverpool won the European Cup in 1977. A fee of £500,000 was agreed with Hamburg, and it was alot for a player who cost £33,000 6 years previously.

 

Keegans successor cost £440,000 and was the then ''Prince of Parkhead''. Some fella called Kenny Dalglish.

[Captain Turdseye]

Fucking hell.

[Kevin D]

This is slanderous and libellous. Joe Fagan is part of the fabric of our great club. He served the club brilliantly long before getting the managers job. He too changed nothing having worked with both an icon in Bill Shankly, and a genius in Bob Paisley.

 

His treble in 1984 was the first and is no different to what that drunken old son of whore won in 1999.

 

Quality. Repped.

[Kevin D]

I put it to you, m'lord, that on the day of March 22nd 1984, Mr Fagan did place his thumb against his two index fingers and, for a period not any shorter than seven seconds, proceeded to vigorously press them against each other in a manner that could be construed as "rubbing".

[Captain Turdseye]

The fuck? Kevin, you turned MaspasticSuarez green. It was left to me to do the honourable thing and neg his arse back into the red. It's hard work being a hero.

[MajesticSuarez]

The fuck? Kevin, you turned MaspasticSuarez green. It was left to me to do the honourable thing and neg his arse back into the red. It's hard work being a hero.

 

Who are you calling a spastic, you sweat off a baboons balls?

[Captain Turdseye]

Who are you calling a spastic, you sweat off a baboons balls?

 

You. You raving fucking lunatic. The internet would be a better place if somebody were to chop off all your fingers and lock you in a box with all the other retards.

[VladimirIlyich]

Mr Majestic (no, not Charles Bronson) seems to have had an irony bypass (a bit similar to my missus who has an ironing bypass.)

[norwichlfc]

Jeez....how many spastics are there on here, who cannot get the joke??

[Jose Jones]

Jeez....how many spastics are there on here, who cannot get the joke??

 

Well Turdseye and Vlad for two.

[MajesticSuarez]

This thread is a joke. If you want to make up lies about people, don't do so about our legends. Do so against people that deserve contempt. In other words anyone connected to Manchester United.

I'll start, George Best walked into a restaraunt and walked back out, because all that was on the menu was liver.

What's yellow and survived on 12 volts?

George Best.

George Best once turned so yellow, he was offered a part in the Simpsons.

[ALL SAINTS]

Agree with the bit about making jokes of our legends.

Top man Joe who rarely gets the credit he deserves in the rise of LFC and it's position at the top of the game for the duration of his service.Watching him getting off the plane after Heysel still breaks my heart.

[MajesticSuarez]

Agree with the bit about making jokes of our legends.

Top man Joe who rarely gets the credit he deserves in the rise of LFC and it's position at the top of the game for the duration of his service.Watching him getting off the plane after Heysel still breaks my heart.

 

Liverpool fans who are knowledgeable will recognise that whilst Bill Shankly was the enthusiast and the master motivator, he wasn't tactically astute. This was where Bob Paisley and Joe Fagan came in. Both were tactical geniuses. Some even say that Joe Fagan was even more tactically astute than Sir Bob.

 

Joe Fagans treble in 1984 was the first Domestic double and European treble.'The Treble'' which is the league, the FA Cup and League Cup has never been done. Sympathy FC will argue that they won the ''The Treble' The reality is they haven't. They won ''a treble''.

[loadsoftrophies]

Ahh but Joe used to flick elastics at Phil Neals head but would then blame Thommo. Poor Thomo.