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...or is the GF really good today? See , more wanking less problems.
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With the weekend on the horizon, I thought it would be helpful to let each other know of any 'free gafs' in your area. If you're stuck for somewhere to go this weekend you can simply resort to the 'free gaf' thread and then your sorted for the weekend. I'll open the thread by letting you all know that reputable member 'Tyke' of the forums has a free gaf this weekend and if anyone's plans have fallen apart, dont hesistate in coming round for a few bevvies. His gaf is on the springfield road,up near the moynagh by-pass for anyone unfamiliar with west belfast. And if that doesn't entice you.....dominoes pizza and stella will be provided.
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Footie Birds 1 2
by L.Garcia- 41 replies
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Who do you think should go through http://www.footiefanatics.net/2007heat1.html For me its 6.
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I have been gambling on horses and dogs today using FACT feeling. Despite a few setbacks due to my lack of experience I am currently about £70 up. FACT feeling rules. FACT!
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Drinking Kokanee right now, about to get bladdered. Stuff is delicious. Molson is good as well. Have a good morning, Englishman and Scousers alike.
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Last week I took on the daunting task of coaching a Womans five a side team. The only reason I did this is, well theres two, firstly comedy value and secondly its me bird whos started it. Basically all the fellas in her work have organised a ten team tornament to be played tomorrorow an she started givin it all that why cant us girls have a team etc etc, anyway shes managed to get together a gang of what can only be described as waifs and strays an av been tryin to teach them the basic elements to football and believe me it aint been easy. There basically fuckin useless, id rather be teachin the blind school, in fact even if I attached a bell to the ball it wouldnt help. …
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The Truth is Coming 4/10 http://www.myspace.com/brotherali Seriously, his last album is my favorite hip hop record of all time.
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Would you?
by scrub- 14 replies
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I certainly wouldn't mind havin' a "pop" at those balloons.:laugh:
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How late is too late? It's 10 am here, I stopped drinking at a reasonable hour (though I can't tell you when that was), and I've woken up distinctly drunk. It defers the hangover, which is good, but I'd rather a sober morning - I've got work to do...
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...are c*nts. End of. I nearly ran over Lassie this morning because some soft bint decided to take them for a walk along the cycle path and not the pedestrian one. "That's right, let your animals loose on the f*cking cycle path you dozy cow."
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When you go to restaurants do you always go for the same food? For example, when I go to a Chinese I always have Crispy Aromatic Duck with pancakes, spring onions, cucumber and that sauce you get with it. When I go out for dinner I always have the same stuff. Italian: Spagheti Bolognese Chinese: Afore mentioned Indian: Chicken Korma and Pilau Rice Then for the Fast Food places: Subway: Foot long Melt on hearty Italian bread with red onions, lettuce and mayonnaise. McDonalds: Big Mac Meal Burger King: Big King Meal Does anyone else always go for the same? Post your own lists too with what you usually have from the restaurants/fast food places…
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Who is the fittest one that you know? Pictures required, no significant others please. Give me a moment to decide.
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I did something terrib;e tonight. Cant afmit to it et.
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Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres aired on TV & Radio, some familiar but all the better for being collated into a handy package . . . 1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!' 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.' 3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.' 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.' 5. US PGA Commen…
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Heres the poll you've all been waiting for - is it acceptable to mock tragic events which result in innocent people being injured / killed? for my money the answer is aways a resounding YES but lets clear it up once and for all...
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Usurp Fartlegging Chimping Tossing the Salad Duplicitous Cuntaxe Fondue Frottage Whippet Asshat
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Does anybody anything about editing in Wikepida? I want to do a bit and don't want to get caught out. Advice would be welcome.
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THIS! THE B3TA SICK JOKE BOOK! IN FULL! FOR FREE! Warning: Before you download this baby, note that it's 14mb. Also note that the jokes really are sick, ie. You'll write to complain. EDIT: Too sick for TLW (if that's possible). Removed link. If you really really want it, it's at sickjokebook.com.
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DID YOU KNOW?
by Guest shaunshanks- 23 replies
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That 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 Me either.O_o
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I had no idea, not bad stuff this... Sorry if its been posted before http://www.stormmodels.com/women.html?letter=L
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Just heard on radio 1 if you are in an unsigned band and you can get to Norwich today. The view are offering any unsigned band the opportunity to back them up in Norwich tonight. Just bring all your gear and a demo and they'll choose the one they like and they'll back them up tonight. apparently babyshambles done something like that for them and now they're gonna do it for someone else. sounds like a great opportunity if you're in a band like.
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Anyone watch it last night?? - quality film, one of Pitts best roles imo..
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When I tell people this (the veggo bit, I don't usually use that as a follow up sentence after meeting people!), particularly people from the North, after an often lengthy interrogation from them I'm told I'm gay. Do you agree and if so please explain yourself. Can your shit answer please not involve saying: It just is (the most infuriating argument of all time, often used by women). Often meat eaters get quite animated on the subject and feel the need to tell me what I should be eating (I do realise though that on this occassion I have brought upon the conversation myself)
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were bloody amazing sweets and snacks when I were a kid, hardly ever see them knocking around now, so what were your favs when you got your pocket money? millions? Tangy Toms? Space Raiders? I love me retro sweets, dont really eat much in the way of chocolates, sweets or even crisps now but back in the day they they'd be all I wanted.
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