Lovren: I'll show everyone that they are wrong!

Where's the " hysterical laughter " option?

He's fuckin shite

 

Dejan Lovren says he is raring to go this pre-season so he can win over his doubters and “show everyone that they are wrong”.

Noted.

I've no doubt that he'll prove his true worth: about 3 million, I'd say.

Is there a chance he could prove us wrong for someone else?

Still got a hole in his arse I take it...then he's shite.

Wish he'd fuck off.

I optimistically chose yes. He had a few decent games in the last half of the season. We paid a shit load for him like so he can't be 'that' bad can he?

.....Shit. 

Can't wait. Now go out there and lead some men.

Even on his good performances he seems to have at least one mistake in him.

The newcastle match at anfield was a good example pretty solid didn't have much to do then out of nowhere "bang" boots a newcastle player in the box.

stonewall pen which wasn't given.

He's rash as fuck and I'm never confident when he plays.

Reminds me of Audley Harrison in the build up to the Haye fight.

He was quality at Southampton. I reckon he will be again, but I am not putting my hand in the bucket because I have a strict no hands in buckets policy these days.

 

Dejan Lovren says he is raring

Reckon he meant 'rearing', like a horse, you know. In his case, 'rarely' to go would be more apt.

He will improve as he will be less anxious and will prove to be more useful, but probably not enough to change people's minds  He's not that bad, but he is also not as good as he himself thinks he is and this will always push him to rash decisions and hold him back in his career. Benched in a year, gone in two.

I do hope he makes me eat my words.

He needs fucking binning.

Me, most fans, the manager, the transfer committee, FSG to the tune of £20m... To be fair, he does have a good record for proving people wrong.

Genuinely hopes he turns out to be class. But he's behind Sakho and Skrtel as it stands, so it's up to them to fuck up first.

“I know when I do a good pre-season then I know I will have a good season, so I can’t wait to start..." he said, before adding with a smile "and to show everyone that they are wrong!”

He's never been class and will never turn out class.  The only thing he is, is a waste of fucking money.

I think he'll do better than last season; that's the height of my optimism.

He is what he is, a  player who looks better with some protection, but jittery as fuck when it's not there. You can see his brain implode when he has to make a decision, so he just runs somewhere - he's the CB equivalent of David James.

The annoying thing is, he's actually pretty mobile, but that mobility is part of his downfall, as every instinct he has is wrong. It's better to have a slower CB who can read the game than one who can cover ground but hasn't the brains to use the ability well.

I miss Hyypia. Watching him always reminded me of the quote in Goodfellas, about Paulie: "Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody."

He's fuckin shite

Tits or GTFO

I think he'll do better than last season; that's the height of my optimism.

 

He is what he is, a  player who looks better with some protection, but jittery as fuck when it's not there. You can see his brain implode when he has to make a decision, so he just runs somewhere - he's the CB equivalent of David James.

 

The annoying thing is, he's actually pretty mobile, but that mobility is part of his downfall, as every instinct he has is wrong.It's better to have a slower CB who can read the game than one who can cover ground but hasn't the brains to use the ability well.

 

I miss Hyypia. Watching him always reminded me of the quote in Goodfellas, about Paulie: "Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody."

That's exactly what I was thinking of. 

He's going to be fucking ace this season.

He ends up on his arse every time cos he's fuckin shite. I'd rather see Nick the Greek back.

He didn't have pre-season to gel and get used to the team...

Right so the remaining 9 months wasn't enough time to actually be any good?