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Old 29th May 2008, 04:53 PM
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'ere Virgins, help me out with being bad on the introwebnet at work and all that
The bosses have work have suddenly got it in to their thick fucking heads that they think they own the business and that they'd rather have us working like fucking suckers instead of tossing it off on facebook and wot not and such and such, and have banned it.

Fucking. Cheeky. Bastards!
Do they have any idea who I am and what I'm capable of? I will fuck their sister and then never call the filthy bitch!
It's a dangerous, dangerous game that they're playing...

Anyhoo, I hear there are some really cool virgins out there who might know how to get round cheeky fucking liberties such as this. Is it true?

Help me out, and I wont fuck your sister. I promise.
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Old 29th May 2008, 04:56 PM
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Re: 'ere Virgins, help me out with being bad on the introwebnet at work and all that
Yeah but it's too complicated for sex Gods like yoursweetself, Thomas.
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Old 29th May 2008, 04:58 PM
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Re: 'ere Virgins, help me out with being bad on the introwebnet at work and all that
*sigh*

Some people just never learn....
Your sister is getting fucked.
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Re: 'ere Virgins, help me out with being bad on the introwebnet at work and all that
And I'm getting Dirty Den round as well for some high fiving and tag teaming sweetness.

That'll learn you.
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She's 6
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Old 29th May 2008, 05:00 PM
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Re: 'ere Virgins, help me out with being bad on the introwebnet at work and all that
On a serious note though, aren't there something call "proxys", or some other such and such mallarky?
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Re: 'ere Virgins, help me out with being bad on the introwebnet at work and all that
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She's 6
Oh dear! I'm afraid that Den's sex is non discretionary.

I can protect you from mine and you have my word on that, but now that Den's in the loop, I'm afraid she's fucked. You can never call off Den's sex.
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Re: 'ere Virgins, help me out with being bad on the introwebnet at work and all that
there are but they're frustrating because they're very slow. Also, it means you're sending your data through some other computer which forwards it on to facebook so they can read what goe through it if they so choose. Stuff like your password or anything else that's sensitive that you might not want anyone to see. If you don't mind that then simply type nothing but "GAYER IS A SEX GOD; I AM THE VIRGIN" in the next reply window andI'll sort you out.
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Re: 'ere Virgins, help me out with being bad on the introwebnet at work and all that
I'll assume you're using firefox and I'll assume you've already fulfilled the prerquisite reply that I demanded.

In firefox go to option then click the advanced tab, then in the tabs underneath click the network tab and select the button which says manual proxy configuration. The boxes undernetah will have been greyed out but have suddenly, as if by magic come to life.

Now in the first box "HTTP Proxy" paste this in:80.25.122.210
In the port box type:8080 then confirm everything. you'll have to keep undoing this for other sites though and as I said it's a pain in the arse and pretty slow unless you want to pay for access to a good proxy.
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bah, you didn't fulfill. I'm going to have to edit that message.
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Re: 'ere Virgins, help me out with being bad on the introwebnet at work and all that
When you say "they can see", do you mean "the bosses" or "the proxy people and wot not".

If you mean the latter then simply type "TOM ROSS AND DIRTY DEN TAG TEAMED MY SISTER"

If you mean the former then simply type "TOM ROSS AND DIRTY DEN TAG TEAMED MY SISTER"

If you mean something else altogether, then you know where this is going...
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Re: 'ere Virgins, help me out with being bad on the introwebnet at work and all that
Dude, I'm not using Firefox unfortunately as it's work.

Shitty old Explorer...
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Re: 'ere Virgins, help me out with being bad on the introwebnet at work and all that
It's the same in Internet Explorer. It's under Tools > Internet Options > Connections > LAN Settings.
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Re: 'ere Virgins, help me out with being bad on the introwebnet at work and all that
I mean the people whose computers/servers you would connect through can see what you're doing and read the data which passes through if they choose to.
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Re: 'ere Virgins, help me out with being bad on the introwebnet at work and all that
In a nutshell Tom, by using a proxy you are going to massively slow down your browsing speed (because there are dumb fucks like you all over the world who don't like their IT people stopping their company networks getting hacked to pieces with viruses and spyware, and these dumb fucks all use these same proxies thus crippling their speed), you are potentially giving your personal information to naughty people (plus sensitive company data, logins etc) and if your IT virgins know their shit they will have locked down IE anyway, meaning you can't alter the proxy addressing.

So Bro, it aint worth the hassle.
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