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Old 17th April 2008, 09:00 PM
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You're impressed by terms like ADSL and RAM.
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Old 17th April 2008, 09:02 PM
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Re: You know you're a Techie Div when...
Y'know, there is a mod on this forum now so thread titles that belittle the techie nerds may no longer be tolerated.

Friendly shot across the bow, Paul. Just so you know.

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Old 17th April 2008, 09:19 PM
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Re: You know you're a Techie Div when...
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You're impressed by terms like ADSL and RAM.
What is to be impressed by Asynchronous Digital Subscriber Line and Random Access Memory is not impressive, no, change ADSL to LTE and RAM to RRAM and you would be on the frefront of technology and nerdiness for those 2 specific ones.
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Old 17th April 2008, 09:28 PM
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Y'know, there is a mod on this forum now so thread titles that belittle the techie nerds may no longer be tolerated.

Friendly shot across the bow, Paul. Just so you know.

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I wasn't belittling the techie nerds - I fucking love those geeks. They are truly altruistic in their sharing of their valuable knowledge on here. I'm classing myself as a Techie Div.
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Old 17th April 2008, 09:31 PM
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I wasn't belittling the techie nerds - I fucking love those geeks. They are truly altruistic in their sharing of their valuable knowledge on here. I'm classing myself as a Techie Div.
That's alright then.

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Old 17th April 2008, 09:35 PM
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Re: You know you're a Techie Div when...
When you say stuff to the technician at work like, "Just weave some of your mystical techie spells and make the fucker work, Robbo".
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I think I've said it before, but in Szhenchen, they have a bridge made of glass, that have an inscrition of the little red book in binary. Loved it.
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Old 17th April 2008, 09:42 PM
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I think I've said it before, but in Szhenchen, they have a bridge made of glass, that have an inscrition of the little red book in binary. Loved it.
as the saying goes ,theres only 00110001 type of person that understands binary
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Re: You know you're a Techie Div when...
Even though I class myself as a low-level techie geek I I realised tonight I was able to text myself as a note to remind myself to do something tomorrow. Previously I thought I'd be engaged.
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Even though I class myself as a low-level techie geek I I realised tonight I was able to text myself as a note to remind myself to do something tomorrow. Previously I thought I'd be engaged.
why not go a step further and set the note in the calender on your phone with a alarm playing the tune of your choice as the reminder
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Old 18th April 2008, 07:17 AM
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Re: You know you're a Techie Div when...
Why am I the only person admitting their techie div status?
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Old 18th April 2008, 10:40 AM
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Re: You know you're a Techie Div when...
I'm a total techie div, but a wannabe techie nerd. This leads to me giving ridculous techie advice to people that tends to end up breaking their computers.
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Re: You know you're a Techie Div when...
You know you're a Techie Div when you don't have the HDMI monitor output set to "on" on your AV Receiver and go looking for help on a tech forum rather than work it out for yourself.
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You forget to delete all of the partitions before you begin ghosting a system.

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Re: You know you're a Techie Div when...
You save a report as a hotfile sitting there for 5 minutes then realise you've missed a field out. But I am hungover.
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You know you're a techy div when you shut down a server to hot swap a hard drive from a RAID array and are then suprised when the server never starts up again.
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Old 18th April 2008, 06:54 PM
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Re: You know you're a Techie Div when...
You don't know what even the other techie divs are on about:

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