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Old 22nd April 2008, 09:36 AM
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Haha that hilarious - I thought the blonde fro dude was my mates bird. She wears much fake tan.
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Old 22nd April 2008, 09:57 AM
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I was playing on my mates' little lads' Wii at the weekend, he did a mii of me that was a cross between Bernard Manning and Myra Hindley in drag. Now that was disturbing.
Ouch.
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Old 22nd April 2008, 11:29 AM
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I was on last night and no fucker else was. gays.

I am really struggling with manual drift. I like the turbo bit but more often than not I just end up braking. i will persevere though.
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Old 22nd April 2008, 11:31 AM
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I was on last night and no fucker else was. gays.

I am really struggling with manual drift. I like the turbo bit but more often than not I just end up braking. i will persevere though.
Braking isn't my strong point. I always go for the drift button by mistake.
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Old 22nd April 2008, 11:32 AM
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I'm going to get a Wii.
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Old 22nd April 2008, 11:37 AM
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Braking isn't my strong point. I always go for the drift button by mistake.
Drift button? The brake and the drift is the same when you use a wheel. You big bloody cheating bugger! Going on about automatic drift being cheating and you have a separate fucking button for it!

You are going to taste some fucking shells next time you are on.
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Old 22nd April 2008, 11:45 AM
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Drift button? The brake and the drift is the same when you use a wheel. You big bloody cheating bugger! Going on about automatic drift being cheating and you have a separate fucking button for it!

You are going to taste some fucking shells next time you are on.
Drift is trigger and brake is 1, isn't it? And the shells thing was going to happen come what may, you spiteful get.
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Old 22nd April 2008, 11:52 AM
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Drift is trigger and brake is 1, isn't it? And the shells thing was going to happen come what may, you spiteful get.
on a wheel accelerate is 2 and drift and brake is 1. yes, it would have happened anyway, good point. But now we are talking a world of shells. Shell City.
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Old 22nd April 2008, 11:59 AM
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on a wheel accelerate is 2 and drift and brake is 1. yes, it would have happened anyway, good point. But now we are talking a world of shells. Shell City.
I think that's only if you have autodrift on, seriously. If you have MANual drift on, trigger drifts and 1 brakes. And you can eat my bananas next time we play. As it were.
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Old 22nd April 2008, 12:03 PM
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I think that's only if you have autodrift on, seriously. If you have MANual drift on, trigger drifts and 1 brakes. And you can eat my bananas next time we play. As it were.
It is possible. I thought you had to brake at the same time in order to drift. Explains why I kept losing. I thought you had to press B and turn the wheel and then press 1. Arses. Will have to test again.
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I'm so pumped for tonight - how about a half time race?
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Old 22nd April 2008, 12:06 PM
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I'm so pumped for tonight - how about a half time race?
no fucking chance. I'll be as twitchy as a kid being babysat by jacko.
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I'm so pumped for tonight - how about a half time race?
And miss Andy Townsend struggling to work his computer thing? Are you mad?
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Old 22nd April 2008, 12:15 PM
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lads, lads, lads. Please remember which forum you are on.
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Old 22nd April 2008, 12:17 PM
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