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Old 12th May 2008, 12:37 PM
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Re: GTA

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Your on the Manny mission then.

Piece of piss just keep in cover and using left trigger to auto aim on the opponents then blow their fucking head off.
No i think thats later on the one he was on about sounds like the warehouse one where Dmitri sets double crosses you. and you go to the warehouse with LJ, but yeah keep your head down on it and keep moving using the auto aim, and the Machine Gun.
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Old 12th May 2008, 12:39 PM
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What a fucking game, it's unreal. I only got it friday and i've played 11 hours which is a lot for me. I'm getting stuck in a mission with Little Jacob, we're in a warehouse and we have to shoot our way out, but Jacob keeps getting killed and leaving me on my own, the selfish bastard.

I've got a lot of over time at work this week, which will really eat in to my gta time, work will be long enough anyway but it will seem longer knowing gta is waiting at home for me, begging to be played.

How big of a slut is Michelle though, i rode her after every date, i expected some challenge from her. I'm waiting for a few replies from the dating site as well, i think i asked them all for a date.
Michelle is no longer talking to me after i took her to the beach and tried to drown her in the car by driving off the pier. she also got the hump when i started shooting random people. she's a fucking primadonna that bitch next time i see her i'm gonna fuck her up good and proper.
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Old 13th May 2008, 09:53 AM
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I'm lying in bed, the missus comes up, says sorry. I ask why. She then passes me my GTA disk. Cracked. The dog had managed to put it's nose on the eject button on ps3 and got hold of it, taking it into garden and chewing on it.

I'm inconsolable.
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Old 13th May 2008, 09:56 AM
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Re: GTA

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I'm lying in bed, the missus comes up, says sorry. I ask why. She then passes me my GTA disk. Cracked. The dog had managed to put it's nose on the eject button on ps3 and got hold of it, taking it into garden and chewing on it.

I'm inconsolable.
No blowjob?? Tough break that mate. Get the dog put down.
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Old 13th May 2008, 10:00 AM
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Re: GTA

Originally Posted by RED Tezza View Post
No i think thats later on the one he was on about sounds like the warehouse one where Dmitri sets double crosses you. and you go to the warehouse with LJ, but yeah keep your head down on it and keep moving using the auto aim, and the Machine Gun.
Your right mate it is. Dimitri the bastard.
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Old 13th May 2008, 10:00 AM
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Re: GTA

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I'm lying in bed, the missus comes up, says sorry. I ask why. She then passes me my GTA disk. Cracked. The dog had managed to put it's nose on the eject button on ps3 and got hold of it, taking it into garden and chewing on it.

I'm inconsolable.
Gutted mate. Black armband day.
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Old 13th May 2008, 10:46 AM
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No blowjob?? Tough break that mate. Get the dog put down.
Nah, the missus looked quite pleased it was broken. The dog's been lashed in the garden for the day now.

I'm stuck with Fifa for my week off.
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Old 13th May 2008, 07:11 PM
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has anyone gotten in to Packies sister knickers yet? i must brought the boring fuck out 20 times now, but still nothing, and she keeps slagging offmy clothes, i shop in persus, my clothes are worth more than her poxy house
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Old 13th May 2008, 07:24 PM
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Re: GTA

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has anyone gotten in to Packies sister knickers yet? i must brought the boring fuck out 20 times now, but still nothing, and she keeps slagging offmy clothes, i shop in persus, my clothes are worth more than her poxy house
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Re: GTA

Originally Posted by RED Tezza View Post
No i think thats later on the one he was on about sounds like the warehouse one where Dmitri sets double crosses you. and you go to the warehouse with LJ, but yeah keep your head down on it and keep moving using the auto aim, and the Machine Gun.
Yeah it was the one with LJ alright. It wasn't that hard, i kept getting killed because of LJ, he was holding me up the whole time. The similar type mission for Manny was a piece of piss because i was on my own. I've been working 8 to 8 this week and when i get home i don't have much energy to play GTA which is a balls. This weekend though i'll play it non stop i'd say.
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Old 16th May 2008, 08:17 AM
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More Zero Punctuation genius:

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Old 16th May 2008, 08:34 AM
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Old 16th May 2008, 01:24 PM
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Re: GTA

One thing that's missing again from this series is a Replay fuction.
Image a 15 second replay of what you've just witnessed in all angle slow motion. Must be easy to add too.

Had fun in the ice cream van yesterday. Hurling over bridges the Nutcracker music sped up with speed and went all wonky the more trashed it got. Then created the biggest ever burning car wreck accrident I've ever seen. So many burning bodies coming out of the cars.
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Old 16th May 2008, 01:30 PM
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I've always liked driving with the cinema cam on and it looks even better now.
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Old 16th May 2008, 01:33 PM
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I've always liked driving with the cinema cam on and it looks even better now.
Is that the random one where it looks great but then changes angle and you crash?
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Old 16th May 2008, 01:55 PM
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Is that the random one where it looks great but then changes angle and you crash?
Yeah, but you can choose when to switch camera with the analogue stick. If you don't change it yourself then it changes automatically. It takes a bit of getting used to and you do crash, but it's fun to play around with. Also, you can hardly hear the car engine so if there's a particularly groovy choon on it's a good option.
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