GTA

[Monkeywool]

I love Brucie, he is my hero.

Still aint off the first island yet, too busy faffing about and watching TV, going on the internet and all sorts instead of work. Why does this game mirror my life so much?

Funny though, i tried to drive while drunk and the police started chasing me whenever they saw me, presumably for drink driving.

[woo-lfc]

I found the missions were too easy. There wasnt a single mission that took me more than two goes. Best character on the game is deffo Little Jacob you bumbaclots. Easy sight!

[RED Tezza]

Originally Posted by Monkeywool I love Brucie, he is my hero. Still aint off the first island yet, too busy faffing about and watching TV, going on the internet and all sorts instead of work. Why does this game mirror my life so much? Funny though, i tried to drive while drunk and the police started chasing me whenever they saw me, presumably for drink driving.

even funnier when you leave the car and try to escape on foot falling over every two seconds, my missus was pissing her self laughing at my attempts to get away by shooting at the cops with a shotgun and running saying that is so like you when your drunk.

All without the shotgun bit anyway

you been on any dates off the Internet dating service yet?

and how slutty is michelle i banged her after the second date the randy little minx she is.

[woo-lfc]

Originally Posted by RED Tezza even funnier when you leave the car and try to escape on foot falling over every two seconds, my missus was pissing her self laughing at my attempts to get away by shooting at the cops with a shotgun and running saying that is so like you when your drunk. All without the shotgun bit anyway you been on any dates off the Internet dating service yet? and how slutty is michelle i banged her after the second date the randy little minx she is.

I went out with a porn star, wouldnt even give out on the third date. She was like people expect to just have sex with me straight away.

I thought hhmmmm, wonder why people think that, so umm what did you say your job was?

Fucking bitch!

[Thants]

Originally Posted by Monkeywool I love Brucie, he is my hero. Still aint off the first island yet, too busy faffing about and watching TV, going on the internet and all sorts instead of work. Why does this game mirror my life so much?

You can't rush this game. I love Brucie too, possibly the best character in a game ever. TOUCH MY PECS! I think I'm on the same point as you.

[Sweeney287]

It's great fun.

Currently about 27 hours in with 45% done, so am quite surprised that Woo completed it so quickly.

If you can't understand LJ, put the subtitiles on from the pause menu. It makes it soo much easier to know what he is saying, but still not properly understanding him.

[woo-lfc]

Originally Posted by Sweeney287 It's great fun. Currently about 27 hours in with 45% done, so am quite surprised that Woo completed it so quickly. If you can't understand LJ, put the subtitiles on from the pause menu. It makes it soo much easier to know what he is saying, but still not properly understanding him.

In all fairness mate, Ive not fucked about Ive just done the missions, and I get a taxi everywhere to save time driving. Spent over $5000 on taxis which is a lot when you think of how expensive they are.

Im 63% done. I dont know what I need to do to get 100% but Im guessing it would involve doing all of Brucies car missions, maybe doing taxi missions for Roman. And shooting all 200 of the pigeons (the equivalent of the hidden packages).

[Monkeywool]

Originally Posted by Thants You can't rush this game. I love Brucie too, possibly the best character in a game ever. TOUCH MY PECS! I think I'm on the same point as you.

Just did the race, or the internet dating mission, cant remember whic was first.

"YOU COLD MAN, YOU DIDN'T EVEN BLINK! MAN I LOVE THAT!"

"HAHAHA I GOT YOU MAN, I GOT YOU!! I AM ALL ABOUT SPEED OVER HERE!"

[Monkeywool]

Oh as well as that, the fella off the "guy time" or whatever it's called show.

"The problem with virtual reality is you can't virtually break someone's damn legs!"

[Sweeney287]

Originally Posted by woo-lfc In all fairness mate, Ive not fucked about Ive just done the missions, and I get a taxi everywhere to save time driving. Spent over $5000 on taxis which is a lot when you think of how expensive they are. Im 63% done. I dont know what I need to do to get 100% but Im guessing it would involve doing all of Brucies car missions, maybe doing taxi missions for Roman. And shooting all 200 of the pigeons (the equivalent of the hidden packages).

Blimey, just goes to show you how much extra stuff there is to do then if you just stuck to the main story line.

[woo-lfc]

Originally Posted by Sweeney287 Blimey, just goes to show you how much extra stuff there is to do then if you just stuck to the main story line.

Aye I know. I wont give anything away, but there is about 5 or 6 moments in the game where you have to choose between two options, stemming from the one for vlad at the start of the game, where you can kill the fella or let him live. It leads me to believe that there is a different ending, but I wont try it for a few months now.

[Sponky]

Originally Posted by woo-lfc Aye I know. I wont give anything away, but there is about 5 or 6 moments in the game where you have to choose between two options, stemming from the one for vlad at the start of the game, where you can kill the fella or let him live. It leads me to believe that there is a different ending, but I wont try it for a few months now.

Im on the last Island now. Just been in the new Strip bar on the 3rd island. Its that dark in there you cant see much.

I've been responding to all requests to go out with mates & girlfriends. Ive probably wasted lots of time doing so. Ive a date lined up for tuesday & wednesday from the internet and i'm dating Paki's sister at the mo. Michelle turned out to be a little........didnt she?

Loving the game to bits. I'll be gutted when i've completed it.

Tried to go on xbox live to play it last night. Couldn't understand what the fuck to do!

I've been playing the game on my old hardrive to avoid detection from xbox live for playing it before release day. The dates and times are stored in the hardrive from unlocking acheivements etc. Didn't want to risk getting banned.

Whats the crack with online Woo? How do you set it up? Is it just through the mobile? I'll have to stick my other hardrive in as thats linked to my gamertag. Do i need my game progress for online?

[woo-lfc]

Originally Posted by Sponky Im on the last Island now. Just been in the new Strip bar on the 3rd island. Its that dark in there you cant see much. I've been responding to all requests to go out with mates & girlfriends. Ive probably wasted lots of time doing so. Ive a date lined up for tuesday & wednesday from the internet and i'm dating Paki's sister at the mo. Michelle turned out to be a little........didnt he? Loving the game to bits. I'll be gutted when i've completed it. Tried to go on xbox live to play it last night. Couldn't understand what the fuck to do! I've been playing the game on my old hardrive to avoid detection from xbox live for playing it before release day. The dates and times are stored in the hardrive from unlocking acheivements etc. Didn't want to risk getting banned. Whats the crack with online Woo? How do you set it up? Is it just through the mobile? I'll have to stick my other hardrive in as thats linked to my gamertag. Do i need my game progress for online?

Basically mate theres different types of play. Theres a team deathmatch. All for one, and just free roam. Basically you need to get the most kills and collect the most money from killing people. Ive only been invited into games so Im not sure about setting it up but I think its through the mobile yeah. Ive been on the online only a few times really so someone like Malarkey would be a better person to ask.

[Sponky]

Originally Posted by woo-lfc Basically mate theres different types of play. Theres a team deathmatch. All for one, and just free roam. Basically you need to get the most kills and collect the most money from killing people. Ive only been invited into games so Im not sure about setting it up but I think its through the mobile yeah. Ive been on the online only a few times really so someone like Malarkey would be a better person to ask.

Nice one anyhow!

[Fugitive]

Went to buy it before in the ASDA and they had none left. How the fuck are they still sold out after being out for nearly 2 weeks. I held of buying it because I had a fair bit of work I needed to do and I only just reached the deadline so it was a good decision but I'm gutted now because I'd planned to have a night of Murder, Pimping and drinking. I'll have to wait until tomorrow during my dinner to get it.

Oh, is there anywhere selling it on the cheap?