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Old 15th May 2007, 05:17 PM
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Monty v Real Red
Short story challenge.

Word limit of 500 words and the story will include six selected words. They will be the first six words that are suggested on the thread after this post. Each forumite can suggest only one word and myself and RR are excluded from suggesting a word.

Winner to be decided by a vote at the end of the fortnight. I will hopefully be away in Athens for a week so I'll be at a disadvantage but I'll try and make sure it's ready for a vote to go up around Sunday week.
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Old 15th May 2007, 05:18 PM
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Old 15th May 2007, 05:18 PM
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Old 15th May 2007, 05:39 PM
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Re: Monty v Real Red
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Old 15th May 2007, 06:47 PM
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Old 15th May 2007, 06:51 PM
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Old 15th May 2007, 06:52 PM
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Tsunami (see where this could be going)
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Old 15th May 2007, 06:52 PM
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Old 15th May 2007, 06:53 PM
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Re: Monty v Real Red
I hate you Andrew. Childish I can work with but that might be a real bastard to get in.

Tsunami is the last word then.
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Old 15th May 2007, 06:59 PM
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You wanted a challenge - stop moaning.
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Old 15th May 2007, 07:08 PM
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You wanted a challenge - stop moaning.
Really though, what is the point of the "Antidis" at the start of the word, just cut that shit off and you've got a far more tidy work.

I've figured a way to work it in.
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Old 15th May 2007, 07:09 PM
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I've got a great way of working it in. All I have to do is store my idea somewhere and remember where I stored it in about 13 days when I actually start trying to do something with this.
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Old 15th May 2007, 09:58 PM
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Re: Monty v Real Red
Short stories are fucking hard to do. 500 words isn't very much at all. Good luck hombres.
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Old 15th May 2007, 11:32 PM
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Just figured out what the FGF is. Hi
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Old 16th May 2007, 11:01 AM
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Really though, what is the point of the "Antidis" at the start of the word, just cut that shit off and you've got a far more tidy work.

I've figured a way to work it in.
Well when you've got a disetablishment movement you want to oppose, you need a snappy title.

I knew you'd rise to the challenge. Your success will be all the sweeter now.

Thank me later.
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Old 16th May 2007, 08:52 PM
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Old 17th May 2007, 11:57 AM
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Old 17th May 2007, 01:26 PM
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