In this life very few things are certain, but there are some universal truths that we can all acknowledge. What must live must die, he who visits Goodison must blame Heysel for all his woes and he who expects wonders from Liverpool set-pieces will always face crushing and infuriating disappointment. Another of these truths is that opposition supporters will very often see things differently.
In an effort to see just how far wide of the mark these deluded heretics are we endeavour to find out their truth and mildly ridicule it, all for the sake of science (it has to be for the sake of science or the government funding gets taken away you see). This time round the man undergoing a metaphorical polygraph is Rob Hobson, the editor of CFCnet.co.uk, so for his views on death threats, African tanks and Germans singing in English just plough straight on and
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