The Alan Partridge quote thread.

[Ted]

Youth hostelling with Chris Eubank.

[Crazyhorse7778]

Ders more to Ireland dan dis.

...and that was Joni Mitchell with big yellow taxi; a song in which Joni complains how they paved paradise to put up a parking lot. i actually reckon it would have done alot to alleviate congestion around the edge of paradise; a point which Joni fails to recognise... obviousy it doesn't fit into her blinkered view of society

[TK-421]

Smell my cheese you mutha.

[George Costanza]

The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!

[George Costanza]

You're old enough to be my daughter....well younger sister. Either way it's incest

[Ted]

I can remember you once caned me for having a chalk penis drawn on my back.


That was a long time ago, Alan.

That's what Nazi war criminals say.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

You threw a monkey, into the sea ???

[Ezekiel 25:17]

"This is Radio Norwich, and that was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains that they 'paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, because it doesn't quite fit with her blinkered view of the world. It's 4.37 a.m. and you're listening to 'Up with The Partridge'.."

[Ezekiel 25:17]

CALM DOWN LYNN! Your suffering from minor women's whiplash!

[Crazyhorse7778]

Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine

[TE-23]

STOP GETTING BOND WRONG

[CWD82]

I like your berets. They're worn by Saddam Hussain, Frank Spencer, the French

[TE-23]

I'm leaving you you cow

[TE-23]

What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwiich High Street?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I doubt my rep will see this thread out, anyway.......Maybe your catchphrase should be, 'needles to say... I took drugs'

I can read you like a book, and not a very good book! Certainly no 'Bravo Two Zero' by Andy McNab.

[George Costanza]

and that was joni mitchell with big yellow taxi; a song in which joni complains how they paved paradise to put up a parking lot. i actually reckon it would have done alot to alleviate congestion around the edge of paradise; a point which joni fails to recognise... obviousy doesn't fit into her blinkered view of society

[TE-23]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel 25:17

I doubt my rep will see this thread out, anyway.......Maybe your catchphrase should be, 'needles to say... I took drugs'

I can read you like a book, and not a very good book! Certainly no 'Bravo Two Zero' by Andy McNab.

....Which gets better with every read.

[George Costanza]

butter my arse

[Ted]

I've got your kids, Dan! I've got your kids!

[TE-23]

Partidge is by far and away the funniest programme ever made*

* Not a quote, just my humble opinion.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Originally Posted by George Costanza

and that was joni mitchell with big yellow taxi; a song in which joni complains how they paved paradise to put up a parking lot. i actually reckon it would have done alot to alleviate congestion around the edge of paradise; a point which joni fails to recognise... obviousy doesn't fit into her blinkered view of society

George, gimme back that rep.

[TE-23]

They're sex people Lynne

[Ted]

Have you seen that film The Crying Game? With the woman with erm, the old erm, tadger.

I suppose in the sequel it'd be a man with, erm, a fanny!

[TE-23]

You should have a basic grasp of Latin, working in....Currys

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Te 23, totally agree, Remmie digs it the most he'll be gutted he's missed this !!!!.......................Sevvy Ballesteros...Combines the poise and grace of a ballerina, with the hard nosed thuggery of a bastard.