What are people's opinions on this party? I'm fed up of the Big 3 parties and not quite bigoted enough to vote BNP, and while I voted for the Greens a few times I've concluded they will never win anything and even if they do, will only increase tax to fight climate change. So I need a new party.
UKIP's main agenda is for the UK to leave the EU, which I'm fine with. Might make travelling to the continent a bit more tricky but I can live with that. I don't know much about them besides that, and I can't be arsed to read their longwinded policies.
What do people of this forum think of UKIP? Would you consider voting for them?
I've got a customer (well, ex-customer now) who was a big supported of the UKIP. Him and his wife were the epitome of the UKIP member. A bit right of Thatcher in viewpoint and attitude. Anyway, he came to the conclusion that the UKIP would never win anything as they were a bit too dilute in their opinions, and he now thinks the BNP are the way forward.
I went into a rant about how every self-confessed BNP member who I have met has been, to a man (never met a female BNP member, funnily enough), an absolute twat. Cunts, the lot of them. Without a single decent thought in their neanderthal skulls 'twixt the lot of them. He looked rather offended at this outburst, mumbled something and left. I've never seen him again. Good riddance too, the horrible get.
So, to sum up. The UKIP is just one step away from the BNP, and for that reason alone you should stay well away incase you become infected with gobshite.
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Bounce the Ball still
Softly round it on all sides
The Goal is in each Kit's eye
The Ball fixes each eye open
It rolls to each paws love
Bounced home, where it hides
This month’s “Babes of the BNP” blog exploded the internet, sending a shower of bits, bytes and unpleasant debate raining through our office like an uncapped oil well. Some felt that the she-wolves of the far right didn’t get a fair hearing last time out. So, in the interests of political correctness (gone mad?), we invited Rebecca Edwards back to offer her fragrant wit and wisdom on the flipside of fame. It’s like Jordan vs. Piers Morgan all over again.
Vice: So you’ve seen the blog, right?
Rebecca Edwards: Yeah, I was so upset that night. Really, I was crying. People were really mean to me. I’m not a racist. I just don’t believe in foreigners coming here and taking over our country.
Weren’t you expecting a very negative reaction?
No. I thought that people would respect someone who’s standing up for what they believe in.
What do you say to people who’ve called you thick?
I’m not. At least I’m prepared to stand up for what I believe in. There were people on there who were calling me ugly. Well, it’s not like I was going around telling everyone I was a full-time model. I’d just done those modelling shots part-time.
Eddie, your husband, wrote something under the blog about Enoch Powell.
Yeah. Eddie was looking him up that night, telling me about him and what a hero he was. What were you saying about him, Eddie?
[Eddie can be heard coaching Rebecca.]
He was a politician… in the 1960s… who offered each immigrant £20 to go home. Obviously that was a long time ago. It’d be more in today’s money.
How much do you think we should pay nowadays?
Nothing.
£20,000? I’d up sticks for that.
No, nothing. Nothing at all. They should just go back if they’re not meant to be here in the first place.
Don’t you think maybe we could keep the Indians on to do the corner shops, where they already have enormous expertise?
No.
Don’t you think it would make it much harder to get 20 Benson &Hedges and a copy of Nuts if they weren’t here?
Well, all I know is that English people should have those jobs ‘cos there’s plenty out of work right now.
Has anyone from BNP HQ been in touch?
They haven’t, actually.
You should do some modelling for them. Are they doing a calendar or suchlike?
I know. I want to join.
So you’re not already a fully paid-up member?
I’ve been having a look on their website. It’s a really good website, actually. They have some really interesting articles on there. We’re going to, but I think it’s about £35 a month to join. Is that right, Eddie?
[Eddie sounds unsure.]
If you needed a liver transplant, would you be willing to have a black liver transplanted into your body?
No.
What about a black spleen?
Actually, it’s probably all the same, isn’t it?
What about a black brain?
What do you mean?
Well, would you be able to love an adopted black baby?
This is gonna sound really racist, but probably not.
What if it arrived pre-trained to know your name and various other useful facts about you?
No.
OK, here’s a philosophical dilemma. A terrorist is holding a plane hostage. There are three hundred people on there. But they’re all old, like about sixty; which isn’t to say they don’t have a fair bit of life left in them. Now, the terrorist informs you that you either shoot the baby and 300 people can live or 300 people must die but the baby can live. Which do you choose?
I’d probably choose the baby because it’s got its whole life to live.
Yeah, but technically you’ve rubbed out 6000 years to save maybe 80.
No, I’d still choose the baby.
The baby is black.
Still the baby.
The baby is half-Asian.
Still the baby.
The baby is half-reptilian.
What do you mean?
So you haven’t changed your mind about moving to Lanzarote?
Yeah, I can’t wait to get out of this country.
strip away the euroscepticism and you'll find some of the most militant thatcherites around in politics today. farage would have let northern rock collapse
Fuckin' 'ell, the state of her feet. Black as the ace of spades.
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Bounce the Ball still
Softly round it on all sides
The Goal is in each Kit's eye
The Ball fixes each eye open
It rolls to each paws love
Bounced home, where it hides
The only noise I can do when I see her photo's is 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee'
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Beat the Whites with the Red Wedge
The only noise I can do when I see her photo's is 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee'
With Donald Sutherland pointing in the background?
This month’s “Babes of the BNP” blog exploded the internet, sending a shower of bits, bytes and unpleasant debate raining through our office like an uncapped oil well. Some felt that the she-wolves of the far right didn’t get a fair hearing last time out. So, in the interests of political correctness (gone mad?), we invited Rebecca Edwards back to offer her fragrant wit and wisdom on the flipside of fame. It’s like Jordan vs. Piers Morgan all over again.
Vice: So you’ve seen the blog, right?
Rebecca Edwards: Yeah, I was so upset that night. Really, I was crying. People were really mean to me. I’m not a racist. I just don’t believe in foreigners coming here and taking over our country.
Weren’t you expecting a very negative reaction?
No. I thought that people would respect someone who’s standing up for what they believe in.
What do you say to people who’ve called you thick?
I’m not. At least I’m prepared to stand up for what I believe in. There were people on there who were calling me ugly. Well, it’s not like I was going around telling everyone I was a full-time model. I’d just done those modelling shots part-time.
Eddie, your husband, wrote something under the blog about Enoch Powell.
Yeah. Eddie was looking him up that night, telling me about him and what a hero he was. What were you saying about him, Eddie?
[Eddie can be heard coaching Rebecca.]
He was a politician… in the 1960s… who offered each immigrant £20 to go home. Obviously that was a long time ago. It’d be more in today’s money.
How much do you think we should pay nowadays?
Nothing.
£20,000? I’d up sticks for that.
No, nothing. Nothing at all. They should just go back if they’re not meant to be here in the first place.
Don’t you think maybe we could keep the Indians on to do the corner shops, where they already have enormous expertise?
No.
Don’t you think it would make it much harder to get 20 Benson &Hedges and a copy of Nuts if they weren’t here?
Well, all I know is that English people should have those jobs ‘cos there’s plenty out of work right now.
Has anyone from BNP HQ been in touch?
They haven’t, actually.
You should do some modelling for them. Are they doing a calendar or suchlike?
I know. I want to join.
So you’re not already a fully paid-up member?
I’ve been having a look on their website. It’s a really good website, actually. They have some really interesting articles on there. We’re going to, but I think it’s about £35 a month to join. Is that right, Eddie?
[Eddie sounds unsure.]
If you needed a liver transplant, would you be willing to have a black liver transplanted into your body?
No.
What about a black spleen?
Actually, it’s probably all the same, isn’t it?
What about a black brain?
What do you mean?
Well, would you be able to love an adopted black baby?
This is gonna sound really racist, but probably not.
What if it arrived pre-trained to know your name and various other useful facts about you?
No.
OK, here’s a philosophical dilemma. A terrorist is holding a plane hostage. There are three hundred people on there. But they’re all old, like about sixty; which isn’t to say they don’t have a fair bit of life left in them. Now, the terrorist informs you that you either shoot the baby and 300 people can live or 300 people must die but the baby can live. Which do you choose?
I’d probably choose the baby because it’s got its whole life to live.
Yeah, but technically you’ve rubbed out 6000 years to save maybe 80.
No, I’d still choose the baby.
The baby is black.
Still the baby.
The baby is half-Asian.
Still the baby.
The baby is half-reptilian.
What do you mean?
So you haven’t changed your mind about moving to Lanzarote?
Yeah, I can’t wait to get out of this country.
GAVIN HAYNES
haha - excellent. Some of the most beautiful and alluring women of our time have held extreme right wing views. She isn't one of them, as she's a bit of a muskethound.
The bigger problem is that it is hard to find someone who is worthy of your vote. I don't see anybody on the landscape with a captivating idea.
They daren't come up with anything new. They're afraid their core vote will desert them. It's like Michelin starred restaurants can't change the menu in case they loose their star.
They daren't come up with anything new. They're afraid their core vote will desert them. It's like Michelin starred restaurants can't change the menu in case they loose their star.
The difference is we're getting served up with shite by our elected representatives and have been since I was old enough to vote.
Just listened to the UKIP head on Irish radio trying to convince the Irish to vote no in the Lisbon treaty. So obviously hoping it fails us and Europe fails so he can get his bigoted way. Incredable.
haha - Some of the most beautiful and alluring women of our time have held extreme right wing views.
Are you saying you fancy Margaret Thatcher?
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They talk of a man betraying his country, his friends, his sweetheart. There must be a moral bond first. All a man can betray is his conscience.
Just listened to the UKIP head on Irish radio trying to convince the Irish to vote no in the Lisbon treaty. So obviously hoping it fails us and Europe fails so he can get his bigoted way. Incredable.
After the last no vote, that UKIP plank was interviewed saying "the english want to see the will of the irish people respected". One Irish MEP said "you should have thought of that 800 years ago"......I'm all for letting the past be the past, but that was funny!
