Immense Joke

[Red Banjo]

I've recieved many a bad joke by text or email over the months. So it was refreshing to hear one finally that made me laugh. Therefore i am going to share it with you, just for the hell of it.






A man and his wife are driving home in the rain after visiting friends one evening. They feel a bump on the road, so they go out and check what it was. They find a badger, bady hurt. The man decidedes to take it to the vets so picks it up and brings it back to the car. He says to his wife "Put it inbetween your legs to warm it up, its freezing"
She's a bit doubtful about this and says "But its wet and it stinks!"
The man says "well hold its bloody nose, then!"

[AngryofTuebrook]

[Total Longo]

Bloke walks into a pub (textbook start, there) and orders a whisky. Barman says "I'll give you free drinks all night if you accept my challenge"

Bloke says "What is the challenge, barkeep?"

Barman points up at the high ceiling where there are several cuts of beef attached to it. "Get all those down from the ceiling"

Bloke ponders this for a second before he says "Think i'll leave it, the steaks are too high"






I'll get my coat.