I can't imagine anything more boring and shit. Is there crying involved?
I'd like to give this one a pounding in the ring though.
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It's a joke, who wants to see two women and I use that term losely punching shit out of each other. You don't see men trying to get Washing clothes recognised as an olympic sport do you. I would suggest fuck the boxing off and let them have a new Triathlon which will include the following events:
The 100m Iron: (particapants must Iron a piece of material that stretches a 100m).
Washing lifting: (Particapants must lift baskets of washing with increasing weight)
Curling: (Particapants must remove and clean out the stains left on a cream carpet left behind from a male who has just curled one out).
Of course they should be allowed to fight, lots of women out there that have dedicated themselves to the sport and deserve this chance. So what, they aren't as good as the men, there's not a sport that i know of where they are better than the men, so what's the difference here??
And Irish lass Katie Taylor is going to be taking home a gold medal. one two uni-flu!!
It's a joke, who wants to see two women and I use that term losely punching shit out of each other. You don't see men trying to get Washing clothes recognised as an olympic sport do you. I would suggest fuck the boxing off and let them have a new Triathlon which will include the following events:
The 100m Iron: (particapants must Iron a piece of material that stretches a 100m).
Washing lifting: (Particapants must lift baskets of washing with increasing weight) Curling: (Particapants must remove and clean out the stains left on a cream carpet left behind from a male who has just curled one out).
Pissed myself at that.
What about an Olympic Hate Event?
Two opponents sit across from each other and another woman comes in and shows off her new shoes/curtains. An umpire hooks up some kind of polygraph style machine to each woman to measure their heart rate and skin responses, and whoever hates her the most wins.
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Originally Posted by Luther Sloan
The Federation needs men like you, doctor. Men of conscience. Men of principle. Men who can sleep at night. You're also the reason Section 31 exists - someone has to protect men like you from a universe that doesn't share your sense of right and wrong.
The Federation needs men like you, doctor. Men of conscience. Men of principle. Men who can sleep at night. You're also the reason Section 31 exists - someone has to protect men like you from a universe that doesn't share your sense of right and wrong.
The gossip high jump. For every piece of gossip judged to be 'juicy' by an independent panel, the bar is raised and her opponent has to try and jump it.
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The Federation needs men like you, doctor. Men of conscience. Men of principle. Men who can sleep at night. You're also the reason Section 31 exists - someone has to protect men like you from a universe that doesn't share your sense of right and wrong.
If I wanted to see this shit I'd move to Newcastle.
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I heard about this on the news last night and had to have a little laugh when they mentioned that the female body might be susceptical to damage from punches.
Lucky that Michael Watson and Gerald McClellan didn't have tits or they'd have been fucked.
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