They're all pretty rank and stupid but the questions posed are class.
Q: What if immigrants only asked to be allowed into the country on condition they had been sterilised, so that they couldn’t create any children to further burden the state? Would that be a potential solution?
A. Some of them are. I kind of got into it through my friend Danny. He’s really racist. Everyone calls him “Nazi Danny”. He started telling me about them, and it made a lot of sense.
But would it be possible to maybe come to a compromise with a noble race like the Chinese? Perhaps keep them on as a sort of servant class?
Yeah. I wouldn’t mind them if they actually worked and didn’t take all of our jobs, basically. I wouldn’t mind them if they contributed something to this country.
Oh, hey there Arrex, make my fucking dinner!
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He's a one track lover down a two way lane
Driving fast down the highway, must have been insane
Cos the temperature's too high, traveling way too fast
And he knew their loving was much to hot to last
A. Some of them are. I kind of got into it through my friend Danny. He’s really racist. Everyone calls him “Nazi Danny”. He started telling me about them, and it made a lot of sense.
Today their chief bellend said he'd sink immigrant boats trying to get into europe; then put them in other boats. Idiot.
Why turn people round when you can pay for extra boats? To make a mongy "I'd drown immigrants" statement.
That sinking boats statement had me in absolute stitches. Remove from your mind the fact that the bloke is a nazi with a seat in Europe he's actually a fucking brilliant comedian.
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I saw the advert on my TV screen
Slimline drinks and Tetley tea
Exploit the accent of the flat capped men
Like Hell the North will rise again
The comradeship of drinking ale
The workers' revolution failed
Too pissed on shit to notice it
Never mind, wear it if it fits
What’s the best thing about living in Britain today?
I hate Britain, and I want to move to Spain in the next couple of years, ‘cos our country’s not England anymore. It’s very rare for English people to live here anymore. When I went to Lanzarote, I felt more English there than I do here, and that’s no exaggeration.
But won’t you then be an immigrant too?
Yeah but the answer to that is I would go over to their country and respect their country. I wouldn’t go over there and try and do suicidal bombs [sic]. The immigrants that come over to this country should be making this a good country and proud of it and helping this country, but most of them don’t.
Translation: She's going to get a job in a bar called "The Bulldog" and moan about the UK with all the other expats, whilst never bothering to learn any Spanish or make any attempt to meet the locals.
I can't believe the BNP have won so few votes really. All they need to do is mention immigration and it gets the underclass foaming at the mouth. Just as well this country is so apathetic in a way.