Yeah but the answer to that is I would go over to their country and respect their country. I wouldn’t go over there and try and do suicidal bombs.
That sounds cool as fuck, like a really dangerous break-dance manouver
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And some day soon, a middle aged man in a suit will wade through the sea of scarves in front of the Kop, pick one up and tie it around his neck like a docker, make a fist with his left hand and hold the Holy Grail in the other, and stare at us the way Christ risen looked at his disciples, eyes blazing with an intensity that says
"Tell me you never questioned me. Tell me you harboured no doubts. Tell me the pain and emptiness was worthwhile. Tell me I've just put flesh on your dearest dream”
They're all pretty rank and stupid but the questions posed are class.
Q: What if immigrants only asked to be allowed into the country on condition they had been sterilised, so that they couldn’t create any children to further burden the state? Would that be a potential solution?
A. Some of them are. I kind of got into it through my friend Danny. He’s really racist. Everyone calls him “Nazi Danny”. He started telling me about them, and it made a lot of sense.
'Well, boss. You know that London train that left three minutes late? Would never have happened under the Nazis. Sort it out.'
It was Mussolini who made the trains run on time, if you got on one of Uncle Adolf's you were unlikely to get off.
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And some day soon, a middle aged man in a suit will wade through the sea of scarves in front of the Kop, pick one up and tie it around his neck like a docker, make a fist with his left hand and hold the Holy Grail in the other, and stare at us the way Christ risen looked at his disciples, eyes blazing with an intensity that says
"Tell me you never questioned me. Tell me you harboured no doubts. Tell me the pain and emptiness was worthwhile. Tell me I've just put flesh on your dearest dream”
But would it be possible to maybe come to a compromise with a noble race like the Chinese? Perhaps keep them on as a sort of servant class?
Yeah. I wouldn’t mind them if they actually worked and didn’t take all of our jobs, basically. I wouldn’t mind them if they contributed something to this country.
Oh, hey there Arrex, make my fucking dinner!
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You two Scousers are always yapping
I'm gonna show you some serious rapping
A. Some of them are. I kind of got into it through my friend Danny. He’s really racist. Everyone calls him “Nazi Danny”. He started telling me about them, and it made a lot of sense.
Today their chief bellend said he'd sink immigrant boats trying to get into europe; then put them in other boats. Idiot.
Why turn people round when you can pay for extra boats? To make a mongy "I'd drown immigrants" statement.
That sinking boats statement had me in absolute stitches. Remove from your mind the fact that the bloke is a nazi with a seat in Europe he's actually a fucking brilliant comedian.
What’s the best thing about living in Britain today?
I hate Britain, and I want to move to Spain in the next couple of years, ‘cos our country’s not England anymore. It’s very rare for English people to live here anymore. When I went to Lanzarote, I felt more English there than I do here, and that’s no exaggeration.
But won’t you then be an immigrant too?
Yeah but the answer to that is I would go over to their country and respect their country. I wouldn’t go over there and try and do suicidal bombs [sic]. The immigrants that come over to this country should be making this a good country and proud of it and helping this country, but most of them don’t.
Translation: She's going to get a job in a bar called "The Bulldog" and moan about the UK with all the other expats, whilst never bothering to learn any Spanish or make any attempt to meet the locals.
I can't believe the BNP have won so few votes really. All they need to do is mention immigration and it gets the underclass foaming at the mouth. Just as well this country is so apathetic in a way.
Jo Bell. Nineteen? You say you're nineteen?! Fuck off - and the rest.
Some of those answers are as funny as fuck. They haven't got a clue.
__________________ You think states should do the governing wall-to-wall. That's a perfectly valid opinion. But your state of Florida got $12.6 billion in federal money last year - from Nebraskans, and Virginians, and New Yorkers, and Alaskans, with their Eskimo poetry. 12.6 out of a state budget of $50 billion. Now, I'm supposed to be using this time for a question, so here it is: Can we have it back, please?
__________________ You think states should do the governing wall-to-wall. That's a perfectly valid opinion. But your state of Florida got $12.6 billion in federal money last year - from Nebraskans, and Virginians, and New Yorkers, and Alaskans, with their Eskimo poetry. 12.6 out of a state budget of $50 billion. Now, I'm supposed to be using this time for a question, so here it is: Can we have it back, please?
