I have tried it, when I'm rushing to go out with, a pre night out sarnie. Until the waft comes through my legs and puts my off it. Its the only time a cold is helpful.
I have done like. I dont make a habit of it. I sometimes drink a bottle when i go the pisser in bars. Suppose its the same right? apart from the smell of shit
Something tells me this is possible in Japan, they are one set of crazy fuckers.
On the other hand, having a night out sitting on a toilet saves the trouble of going to the toilet to get rid of processed beer, you can just drink, drink, drink.
usually the brekkie before work, i have this routine down to a tee.
1. run bath.
2. coffee/ciggie.
3. get in bath with coffee and ciggie half consumed.
4. towel dry whilst operating toaster.
5. eat toast whilst shitting/peeing
6. boast to the missus that i am "the king of multi-tasking".
7. get missus to produce sandwiches/ironed clothes whilst moaning "i'm late again".
8. missus moans "you haven't wiped properly i'll iron some new clothes for you".
9. realise i'm not the king of multi-tasking and that wiping my arse with a piece of toast is not a good idea.
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Here we are again bro... Just you and me. Same kind of moon same kind of jungle. Real number 10 remember... Whole platoon, 32 men chopped into meat... We walk out just you and me, nobody else. Right on top huh? Not a scratch... Not a fuckin' scratch. You know who ever got you. They'll come back again. And when he does I'm gonna cut your name right into him... I'M GONNA CUT YOUR NAME RIGHT INTO HIM!
Something tells me this is possible in Japan, they are one set of crazy fuckers.
On the other hand, having a night out sitting on a toilet saves the trouble of going to the toilet to get rid of processed beer, you can just drink, drink, drink.
You could probably open a shop in Japan where you just twat the customer around the head with a baseball bat and charge £8 a go.
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