If You Shot Lisa Riley with a Tranquilizer Gun

[Section_31]

How long would it take her to hit the deck? Rep for the best guess.

[Antynwa]

The maths isn't how long...It's simply how much tranquilizer would be needed.

[Unrighteous]

Originally Posted by Antynwa The maths isn't how long...It's simply how much tranquilizer would be needed.

Agreed.

What an RISup, S31? What kind of question is this without the dosage?

[Elmyn Noos]

Under ten seconds, but only because I'd follow the shot up with the butt of my gun to her fat face.

[Liverpool lad]

Has anyone seen that Faces of Death video were they shoot the elephant to death and it takes a good 30 seconds of gunfire to achieve it

[Scouse Missionary]

Why waste tranquilizer when bullets are cheaper.

[LFCFanbymistake]

It'd be like the end scene in Gentle Ben.

[Section_31]

Originally Posted by Unrighteous Agreed. What an RISup, S31? What kind of question is this without the dosage?

The doseage would be what you'd use on a silverback gorilla.

[Unrighteous]

Originally Posted by Section_31 The doseage would be what you'd use on a silverback gorilla.

Oh, well... She'd obviously take a few minutes then.

[Mendoza]

I'd shoot her with this

[Elmyn Noos]

Originally Posted by Mendoza I'd shoot her with this

some grass?

[Unrighteous]

Originally Posted by Scouse Missionary Why waste tranquilizer when bullets are cheaper.

Why do that when you can just tell her she'll be forced to eat this, every day, every meal for the next two months, and likely do it herself?

[Kopite]

Silver bullets.

[MAC5]

The question should be, if Lisa Riley got shot, how many litres of gravy would spill out from the bullet holes?

[dirty_sanchez]

You know the phrase softly softly catchy Lisa Riley? …I could catch a Lisa Riley. If I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison off deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a Lisa Riley. Or a man. Prick yourself, you’ll be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.

[paddyberger15]

Where is the 'about a fortnight, give or take an hour' option?

[Section_31]

Originally Posted by MAC5 The question should be, if Lisa Riley got shot, how many litres of gravy would spill out from the bullet holes?

"She's so fat, her blood type's Ragu."

[Paulie Gualtier]

Originally Posted by MAC5 The question should be, if Lisa Riley got shot, how many litres of gravy would spill out from the bullet holes?

Last time she had a blood test, the result was 90% Ragu.

[MAC5]

Originally Posted by Section_31 "She's so fat, her blood type's Ragu."

Lisa Riley was watching James Bond the other day when she said, "phwoar, I could do him some damage!"

I said, "how's that then? You'd go on top?"

[Paulie Gualtier]

Originally Posted by Section_31 "She's so fat, her blood type's Ragu."

Damn you posting the same resoponse while I was typing mine.

I heard last week she had a 95 pound mole removed from her ass.

[Paulie Gualtier]

I don't think a Tranquilizer Gun would do the trick tbh.

I reckon her skin is so rough and hard, it would repell any darts.

Put the tranquilizer into a donut and watch that bloater tumble.

[MAC5]

Apparently Lisa Riley claims to be very clumsy. That explains why she keeps walking into things....

Like McDonald's.

[Unrighteous]

Originally Posted by MAC5 Apparently Lisa Riley claims to be very clumsy. That explains why she keeps walking into things.... Like McDonald's.

Hahaha

[Red Squirrel]

I think a tranquilizer harpoon could be the answer.

[Acid]

I heard she poo's butter, and then eats it again cos, you know, its butter.