Fear not. Thats the sort of incompetence we've come to expect of that name round these parts. It's hardly life or death though so not to worry.
Oi.
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I saw the advert on my TV screen
Slimline drinks and Tetley tea
Exploit the accent of the flat capped men
Like Hell the North will rise again
The comradeship of drinking ale
The workers' revolution failed
Too pissed on shit to notice it
Never mind, wear it if it fits
not bad - definitely a more UK version, but i stopped looking when the headline of the sport section had a typo in the title....
"Dishwasher Stacking champion aiming for Gold in 2012 Middle Glass Games"
bit amateurish.
It's not the same as the Onion. It's a site developed by John O'Farrell, and articles are posted by individual contributors such as you or I. If they pass muster, they get on to the site. When it's good, it's funnier than the Onion, though as you say, doesn't have quite the same investment in production values.
Misbuttoned Coat Makes Perfectly Sane Woman Look Like Raving Lunatic
SEATTLE—After improperly buttoning her Gap wool-blend peacoat Monday morning, leaving 6 inches of excess material flapping down by her left leg, Hillary Wagner, 26, was transformed from a typical sane-looking woman into a shrieking asymmetrical loon. Wagner, a claims adjuster, reportedly did not notice her mistake before greeting coworkers, offering what was intended as a friendly "hi" but was, due to the visible bulge around her midsection, viewed as an attack. "My first thought after seeing her was, 'Who is this psychotic street person roaming around the office? Has society collapsed?'" boss Bob Waksberg said of his encounter with the half-crazed derelict. Fellow employees reported seeing a waxy red substance on Wagner's teeth, possible evidence that the maniac had just used her canines to rip out the jugular vein of another human being.
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I can't fix it to just show the image in the thread.
