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Knocked the **** out.

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Re: Knocked the **** out.

I could never show that amount of restraint.
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Re: Knocked the **** out.

Where about was that? The scumbag smackrat deserves cancer.
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Re: Knocked the **** out.

I feel sorry for the fella who was getting the grief.

I know he did the tit over but you can imagine the constant grief that man has to put up with.
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Re: Knocked the **** out.

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I feel sorry for the fella who was getting the grief.

I know he did the tit over but you can imagine the constant grief that man has to put up with.
He'll probably get mobbed from behind one day by the human vermin.
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Re: Knocked the **** out.

I despise skinheads with a passion
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Re: Knocked the **** out.

Nothing better then billy big ball dickheads getting their arses handed to them.

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Re: Knocked the **** out.

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Where about was that? The scumbag smackrat deserves cancer.
That skin's scouse accent was gay so its from the Wirral. Looking at the houses, probably the Ford estate.
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Re: Knocked the **** out.

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That skin's scouse accent was gay so its from the Wirral. Looking at the houses, probably the Ford estate.
That's what i thought. Didnt look like the Woody. Maybe the Overchurch, Rock Ferry, Seacombe??
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Re: Knocked the **** out.

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Where about was that? The scumbag smackrat deserves cancer.
Agreed. Was the accent of a plastic scouser
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Re: Knocked the **** out.

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Re: Knocked the **** out.

What's all this about Karate master? He just slaps him on the chops and he goes down like a sack of spuds.

That bloke is probably dead now though, the little tramp probably came back later that night with about 15 mates as the scumbags usually do.
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Re: Knocked the **** out.

I have to confess to wanting to see him kick the twat senseless as he pathetically crawled away.
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Re: Knocked the **** out.

Ha ha, What a fucking cock smeller. Here's a clue for you mate, when you next decide to act like a thug and intimidate someone. If they are that calm and reserved when your in their grill, the likelihood is they have something in the locker and your heading for a short trip to concrete ville.
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Re: Knocked the **** out.

What's Peter Kay's Max doing in a house? Surely he'd be defending his campervan.

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Re: Knocked the **** out.

it's manchester, listen to the girl at the end.

the fella sould have done him when he was waving his arms about. credit to the bloke for letting him off with embarresment tho', he could of given him a seeing to but kept his cool. good man. the cunt will never live that down.
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Re: Knocked the **** out.

He was no more a Karate master than scooby doo. He was very lucky. You never let someone get in your face. There's no way to defend against a head butt when the tosser is that close. He should have just pushed him away at the first chance, and when he came back in he should have buried him, literally.

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Re: Knocked the **** out.

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He was no more a Karate master than scooby doo. He was very lucky. You never let someone get in your face. There's no way to defend against a head butt when the tosser is that close. He should have just pushed him away at the first chance, and when he came back in he should have buried him, literally.

That's my two cents anyways
Aye but he had ,what, six inches of 'throw' on his punch and still floored the shithawk.
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Re: Knocked the **** out.

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Aye but he had ,what, six inches of 'throw' on his punch and still floored the shithawk.
My mum could have floored that loser with a punch to the chin. Someone needs to find a video of a "Bruce Lee one inch punch" in action
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Re: Knocked the **** out.

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Ha ha, What a fucking cock smeller. Here's a clue for you mate, when you next decide to act like a thug and intimidate someone. If they are that calm and reserved when your in their grill, the likelihood is they have something in the locker and your heading for a short trip to concrete ville.
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Re: Knocked the **** out.

Originally Posted by aikido View Post
He was no more a Karate master than scooby doo. He was very lucky. You never let someone get in your face. There's no way to defend against a head butt when the tosser is that close. He should have just pushed him away at the first chance, and when he came back in he should have buried him, literally.

That's my two cents anyways
Agree with that. There aren't many karate moves you can use from three inches away.
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