my mate recently visted a prossie and had a wank now his shitting bricks because she placed a vibrator on his cock i keep telling him he's ok but he's getting o my nerves how can i placate him
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so, if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceship with all of your silly little guns and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight just remember who's standing in your way, remember every black day I ever stopped you and and then - AND THEN - do the smart thing... ...let somebody else try first.
Tell him to go to the GUM clinic and get tested. He's probably got fuck all to worry about but if he won't shut the fuck up, it's probably the only way to allay his fears.
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my mate recently visted a prossie and had a wank now his shitting bricks because she placed a vibrator on his cock i keep telling him he's ok but he's getting o my nerves how can i placate him
My ex once put her vibrator on my balls. It was horrible. It felt like a midget army was repeatedly punching my nutsack.
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He's a one track lover down a two way lane
Driving fast down the highway, must have been insane
Cos the temperature's too high, traveling way too fast
And he knew their loving was much to hot to last
What's the point of going to a prozzie and only having a wank?
If you're going to do that you'd want at least a bj. Weird.
Oh, and he probably caught scurvy and the mange so you can tell your 'mate' that he's going to die, probably.
I bet he isn't telling you the full story. That vibrator was up his arse!!
thats probably true but Phily and remmie didn't want me to mention tha.......
shit
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so, if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceship with all of your silly little guns and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight just remember who's standing in your way, remember every black day I ever stopped you and and then - AND THEN - do the smart thing... ...let somebody else try first.
All I know is that you can't catch AIDS from rubbing your bellend on a torn-out page of a porno mag you found on a bus while on your way home from school, I had this confrimed to me by my mum at the age of 12, shortly after she found me crying on the stairs.
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my mate recently visted a prossie and had a wank now his shitting bricks because she placed a vibrator on his cock i keep telling him he's ok but he's getting o my nerves how can i placate him
thoughts?
He'll be fine. Give him a non-gay, mate's blow job and then tell him that if he has it then you have it too.
When he gets weeping sores and funny coloured discharges he should start worrying. Unless he has caught one of the many dirty diseases with no symptoms until too late which he should also worry about.Hope this helps.
He'll be fine. Give him a non-gay, mate's blow job and then tell him that if he has it then you have it too.
And then take a picture. But that'll be gay. So, the only way to reverse this is to put your man meat in his mouth to neutralize the gay effect. Eric Cartman does this on South Park with Butters. Everything on that show is real.
