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[RED Tezza]

my mate recently visted a prossie and had a wank now his shitting bricks because she placed a vibrator on his cock i keep telling him he's ok but he's getting o my nerves how can i placate him

thoughts?

[sh#t waffle]

He's fucking dead.

[Monkeywool]

Everyone has AIDS!

[Dirk]

Tell him to go to the GUM clinic and get tested. He's probably got fuck all to worry about but if he won't shut the fuck up, it's probably the only way to allay his fears.

[philyhamann]

Originally Posted by RED Tezza my mate recently visted a prossie and had a wank now his shitting bricks because she placed a vibrator on his cock i keep telling him he's ok but he's getting o my nerves how can i placate him thoughts?

[dirty_sanchez]

My ex once put her vibrator on my balls. It was horrible. It felt like a midget army was repeatedly punching my nutsack.

This is more Red Nick territory.

[Anny Road]

Why pay a prossie for a wank. Ive never met a woman who can do that shit as good as me. Tell him to save up for a blow job.

[mattyq]

What's the point of going to a prozzie and only having a wank?
If you're going to do that you'd want at least a bj. Weird.
Oh, and he probably caught scurvy and the mange so you can tell your 'mate' that he's going to die, probably.

[aws]

He'll be OK providing he remembered to wipe the vibrator with a spirt-based cleaning fluid before use. Plastic is an excellent carrier of most STDs.

[longballs]

I bet he isn't telling you the full story. That vibrator was up his arse!!

[Remmie]

Tezza!

[Fugitive]

Cock-Rot ahoy

[RED Tezza]

Originally Posted by longballs I bet he isn't telling you the full story. That vibrator was up his arse!!

thats probably true but Phily and remmie didn't want me to mention tha.......

shit

[Section_31]

All I know is that you can't catch AIDS from rubbing your bellend on a torn-out page of a porno mag you found on a bus while on your way home from school, I had this confrimed to me by my mum at the age of 12, shortly after she found me crying on the stairs.

[She Knows It]

Originally Posted by Anny Road Why pay a prossie for a wank. Ive never met a woman who can do that shit as good as me. Tell him to save up for a blow job.

Because he's a right lazy bastard?

[Guido]

Originally Posted by Fugitive Cock-Rot ahoy

Fantastic post!

Repped.


Right, i'm off home for a wank.

[Alan Sex]

Originally Posted by RED Tezza my mate recently visted a prossie and had a wank now his shitting bricks because she placed a vibrator on his cock i keep telling him he's ok but he's getting o my nerves how can i placate him thoughts?

He'll be fine. Give him a non-gay, mate's blow job and then tell him that if he has it then you have it too.

[chris71]

When he gets weeping sores and funny coloured discharges he should start worrying. Unless he has caught one of the many dirty diseases with no symptoms until too late which he should also worry about.Hope this helps.

[Da Pmantis]

If she was a professional then it would've been covered with a condom if what I hear (yeah yeah) is true

[chrisbonnie]

Originally Posted by Anny Road Why pay a prossie for a wank. Ive never met a woman who can do that shit as good as me. Tell him to save up for a blow job.

are you willing to do a pepsi challenge with said prossie to prove who`s the best?

[Anny Road]

Originally Posted by chrisbonnie are you willing to do a pepsi challenge with said prossie to prove who`s the best?

On me no bother. You pay and nothing goes up my arse.

[Malarkey]

Originally Posted by Alan Sex He'll be fine. Give him a non-gay, mate's blow job and then tell him that if he has it then you have it too.

And then take a picture. But that'll be gay. So, the only way to reverse this is to put your man meat in his mouth to neutralize the gay effect. Eric Cartman does this on South Park with Butters. Everything on that show is real.

[Stouffer]

That vibro will've been up somebodies arse.

Bet he hasn't thought about that.

[Melchett]

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