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31st August 2008, 07:48 PM
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In what order do you shower?
Hair>Face>Body>Cock>Shitter
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31st August 2008, 07:50 PM
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Re: In what order do you shower?
Body, knob, then hair and face. Can't risk getting shampoo in my eyes first and then trying to blindly wash the rest of my body like a blindman, there's method to the madness - believe.
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31st August 2008, 08:08 PM
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Re: In what order do you shower?
Originally Posted by Section_31
Body, knob, then hair and face. Can't risk getting shampoo in my eyes first and then trying to blindly wash the rest of my body like a blindman, there's method to the madness - believe.
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That would make Cock flavored conditioner no?
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31st August 2008, 08:31 PM
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Re: In what order do you shower?
Hair, body, face, cock, shitter. Every time.
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31st August 2008, 08:35 PM
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Re: In what order do you shower?
Originally Posted by odris
That would make Cock flavored conditioner no?
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Absolutely, but unlike the other male members of my family, I've still got a full head of hair and think I may have stumbled upon something.
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31st August 2008, 08:40 PM
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Re: In what order do you shower?
Hair, armpits, knackers/ass, feet...........ready to face the day!
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31st August 2008, 08:47 PM
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Re: In what order do you shower?
Right foot first. Like putting shoes on, if you don't do the right foot first bad things will happen to you. Believe. Then left foot, then right leg, left leg, knackers, shitbox and so on working my way up.
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31st August 2008, 08:56 PM
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Re: In what order do you shower?
Bath -> Hair wash -> Wank
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31st August 2008, 09:02 PM
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Re: In what order do you shower?
Hair. Face. Shave face. Chest and upper body. Pits and arms. Legs and feet. Twig and berries. bumhole. Then back to the hair again as a double hair clean and clean of hand that just been rubbing my hole.
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31st August 2008, 10:30 PM
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Re: In what order do you shower?
Hair. Cock. Arse. Body. Legs. Arms. Face
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31st August 2008, 10:43 PM
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Re: In what order do you shower?
Deoderant > Job Done.
A scottish shower as they call it.
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31st August 2008, 10:55 PM
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Re: In what order do you shower?
I generally turn the water on first
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31st August 2008, 11:04 PM
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Re: In what order do you shower?
Originally Posted by King Emlyn
Hair, armpits, knackers/ass, feet...........ready to face the day!
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The only thing they see is the bottom of the shower tray. Apart from that everything is in the right order.
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1st September 2008, 12:47 AM
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Re: In what order do you shower?
golden(from the mrs) hair,armpits(with shampoo),face body legs,feet,cock and the shitter comes last. Dingdangdoo i'm ready to poo.
Which begs the question do you shit before a shower or after?
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1st September 2008, 12:49 AM
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Re: In what order do you shower?
I usually play it by ear for the most part. Hair always last though, same reason as S_31.
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1st September 2008, 01:02 AM
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Re: In what order do you shower?
Body, hair, cock, arse.
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1st September 2008, 01:05 AM
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Re: In what order do you shower?
is this what the GF has come to?
*shakes head*
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