In what order do you shower?

[RJ Fan club]

If I've had the beige sweats, then usually I wash the knackers first.

If not, top down. Its the way vulcans would shower.

[SquareBall]

Theres nothng worse than having a good cleansing shower, get out, dry, and then you need a shit!! Gutted!!

[robbief]

Originally Posted by SquareBall Theres nothng worse than having a good cleansing shower, get out, dry, and then you need a shit!! Gutted!!

my daily routine is;

-home from work
-simpsons
-have my dinner
-holyoaks
-shave
-shit
-shower
-shag
-take bird home
-wank
-watch sexcetera
-watch big brother live

its boss having a shit then having a shower. also having a shave at night is better than in the morning, that way you have the right amount of shadow to look cool the next day as oposed to looking like a young boy.

here is my shower routine;

-hair
-pits
-cock
-arse
-rinse it all off
-face
-hair

hair twice is a necesity.

[Edward.]

Originally Posted by JohnnyH Hair. Face. Shave face. Chest and upper body. Pits and arms. Legs and feet. Twig and berries. bumhole. Then back to the hair again as a double hair clean and clean of hand that just been rubbing my hole.

You have to shave your feet?

[JohnnyH]

Originally Posted by Edward. You have to shave your feet?

When you commented on my boots in that pub that night, I was actually bare foot with the hair caked.

[moxter]

A typical moxter shower:

Water on. Step in. Start singing. Song cut short after three bars as the water rises to temperatures you could steam yer veg in. Curse the bird roundly and turn it down. Then hair - body. Whack off if there's time; enjoying the freedom that a lack of tissue provides. Spend a couple of minutes on hands and knees looking for traces on the bath and tiles and point the shower in their direction. If it's been a constipated couple of days, then I consider that the arsehole is capable of keeping itself clean without a jet of water (although I consider it a little taster of gay sex; it's certainly the closest I get to shoving anything up ma erse). Constipation is great for the environment - a 3-pieces-of-bogroll shit is a great experience.

[melons]

Blimey, I wont be sleeping better tonight as a result of this thread.

thanks lads.

[rb14]

Originally Posted by moxter Whack off if there's time; enjoying the freedom that a lack of tissue provides.

I'm lying here with my mouth wide open thinking how wrong it is to jizz into tissues. But then again, what are the alternatives?