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Old 27th August 2008, 04:20 PM
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Easy Brownie Points

Now then chaps.. dont say I never do anything for ya..

If you are wanting Brwonie points from your missus' either now or for any up and coming aniversaries / birthdays / christmas - get yourselves into your local TX Max and buy a Radley handbag. 50% all Radley bags in nearly all stores in the UK..

If you dont know what a Radley bag is, not to worry buy one anyway and present it to you lady for guarenteed sucky sucky..
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Old 27th August 2008, 04:25 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points

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Now then chaps.. dont say I never do anything for ya..

If you are wanting Brwonie points from your missus' either now or for any up and coming aniversaries / birthdays / christmas - get yourselves into your local TX Max and buy a Radley handbag. 50% off all Radley bags in nearly all stores in the UK..

If you dont know what a Radley bag is, not to worry buy one anyway and present it to you lady for guarenteed sucky sucky..
You spell like an Evertonian.

PS: I would love to get Brownie points for buying one of those but my missus knows me too well. She is trying to stick me for Jimmy Choo boots at the moment. I checked the price yday and she can drop all the hints she wants, she aint getting them.
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Old 27th August 2008, 04:26 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points

My missus wants one of those doggy bags.

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Old 27th August 2008, 04:28 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points

I bought my Mum one last May for her birthday and I didn't get a fucking blowjob.
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Old 27th August 2008, 04:30 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points

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I bought my Mum one last May for her birthday and I didn't get a fucking blowjob.
Maybe she reads the forums and knows of your regurgitating habits.
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Old 27th August 2008, 04:31 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points

She already knows about that. It's a family thing.
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Old 27th August 2008, 04:36 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points

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You spell like an Evertonian.

PS: I would love to get Brownie points for buying one of those but my missus knows me too well. She is trying to stick me for Jimmy Choo boots at the moment. I checked the price yday and she can drop all the hints she wants, she aint getting them.
Jimmy Choo Boots - should have got yourself into Debenhams in last months sale - 33% off the boots. I got myself a lovely pair which I adore.. 10 Brownie points for me from me - easy!
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Old 27th August 2008, 04:40 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points

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Jimmy Choo Boots - should have got yourself into Debenhams in last months sale - 33% off the boots. I got myself a lovely pair which I adore.. 10 Brownie points for me from me - easy!
The ones she is hinting at are a cool £550.00+. How many Brownie points would that earn?
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Old 27th August 2008, 04:43 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points

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The ones she is hinting at are a cool £500.00. How many Brownie points would that earn?
They should, all things being even and providing they are just a gift and not a make up gift for shagging her mum / sister / best mate - earn you sex on demand / sucky sucky treats from now until christmas.

Go on you know you want to.. and just think of the miliage next time you want something a bit on the steep side!!!

Oi you changed the amount!!!!
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Old 27th August 2008, 04:50 PM
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Oi you changed the amount!!!!
I know. I typed it in wrong. Thinking of work figures as I typed. They are actually 575.00 on the official site but she has found them cheaper elsewhere. I will think about it for another few days and decide then.
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Old 27th August 2008, 05:03 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points

AVEEZ, RJ needs some advice.

Missus birthday is next week, she doesn't like Radley and has just upgraded her Ollie and Nic bag. Although she does likes stars. Everything in my life has stars. My life is in fact ruled by stars, earings, necklaces, lights, bags, t-shits, stockings etc, all with stars stars stars stars.

I therefore need something star associated or covered in stars. get you thinking cap on, Rep for decent suggestions.
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Old 27th August 2008, 05:21 PM
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It's my birthday today and I haven't got anything yet.
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Old 27th August 2008, 05:23 PM
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If you really want want to get one though I'd advise you to go to TK Maxx. You'll have much better luck finding one in there.
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Old 27th August 2008, 05:28 PM
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It's my birthday today and I haven't got anything yet.










HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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Old 27th August 2008, 05:33 PM
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Thanks Fugitive. I love you! Can't rep you at the moment. Wouldn't it be nice if someone started a birfday fred for me where everyone could post some lovely curvy tarts? mmmmmmm tarts.
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Old 27th August 2008, 05:41 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points

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AVEEZ, RJ needs some advice.

Missus birthday is next week, she doesn't like Radley and has just upgraded her Ollie and Nic bag. Although she does likes stars. Everything in my life has stars. My life is in fact ruled by stars, earings, necklaces, lights, bags, t-shits, stockings etc, all with stars stars stars stars.

I therefore need something star associated or covered in stars. get you thinking cap on, Rep for decent suggestions.
You could buy a star for her?

I know it's phoney as fuck and someone is creaming £25 every time some mug buys a certificate from him but It's something a little bit different.
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Old 27th August 2008, 05:53 PM
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