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27th August 2008, 09:08 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points
how are these "radley bags"?
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28th August 2008, 01:21 AM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points
Originally Posted by AVEEZ
Here is my suggestion - why not put together a picnic, lovely cheese and crackers some lovely champaign / wine and buy a picnic blanket with stars on it. On the day of her birthday give the goodies to a close friend that you trust and in the evening have this friend set the goodies up in a secluded spot and wait there until you arrive.
Tell the missus you would liek to take her some place ( a restaurant or pub or the like then drive to pre agreed spot where you mate is safe guarding picnic shit for a bit of star gazing.. I'd be less inclined to buy her a star which is a bit crap and if you're keen on that have a star named after her!!!
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28th August 2008, 03:47 AM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points
Originally Posted by She Knows It
Man up. Just stick some money in a card. I've never been disappointed by money in a card. Remember to write something nice in the card. I remember reading a story about Gary Lineker's Missus going mental when he sent her a birthday card, and when she opened it he'd just written "Best wishes, Gary Lineker" in it. Always makes me chuckle, that does.
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When sober, I'll read the lot and take most account of Thomas Ross. You're probably useless, still better than me on these tricky points.
Rep to Liz for the shitest most likely to get me kerbed answer so far.
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29th August 2008, 07:50 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points
I suspect Aveez is not the first woman to call Brownie easy.
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29th August 2008, 11:01 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points
RJ, if you gave her a peal necklace and then threw glitter at her, would that count?
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29th August 2008, 11:20 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points
Originally Posted by She Knows It
Man up. Just stick some money in a card. I've never been disappointed by money in a card. Remember to write something nice in the card. I remember reading a story about Gary Lineker's Missus going mental when he sent her a birthday card, and when she opened it he'd just written "Best wishes, Gary Lineker" in it. Always makes me chuckle, that does.
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If you don't put this in her card I will hunt you down and kill you.
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29th August 2008, 11:58 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points
Originally Posted by Big Ig
RJ, if you gave her a peal necklace and then threw glitter at her, would that count?
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And make sure to remember that when it comes to giving it to her up the gary glitter, it's always easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission. |
30th August 2008, 02:36 AM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points
Originally Posted by Remmie
If you don't put this in her card I will hunt you down and kill you.
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It will be done, with a back up card in case she threatens to fuck me up.
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31st August 2008, 11:24 PM
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Sorted, respect due.
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Re: Easy Brownie Points
Originally Posted by Remmie
If you don't put this in her card I will hunt you down and kill you.
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Someone rep Zebrado man Fredo for me please.
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31st August 2008, 11:31 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points
Originally Posted by Stouffer
Someone rep Zebrado man Fredo for me please.
Cheerse ears.
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all over that mother
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31st August 2008, 11:38 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points
Originally Posted by RJ Fan club
all over that mother
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1st September 2008, 03:47 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points
Surely Brownie points are built up to be cashed in for backdoor smashage?
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1st September 2008, 04:02 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points
Originally Posted by Remmie
Surely Brownie points are built up to be cashed in for backdoor smashage?
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Or exhanged/cashed in for weekends away with the lads, where you get up to that kind of Shenanigans with some slutty type in any case. Either way it involves bummage or backdoor smashings.
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1st September 2008, 04:09 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points
best thing for brownie points has got to be a trip down to the body shop and buy a selection of bath products (bath bombs/oils/ bubbly-ness) and go to debenhams and get some PJs, slippers and a dressing gown. quick little stop at the pub on the way home to wait for the 'you wan dee veee deeee' man and get a few of the latest flicks. stop at thoroughgoods and grab some maltesers and away you go.
you get an oily wet bird in your bath, and get to watch a new film (copied obviously, fakes always seem naughtier giving an extra thrill!!).
i don't know why but birds love all this smely baths and new PJ shit. get on it people!
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1st September 2008, 04:32 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points
Originally Posted by robbief
best thing for brownie points has got to be a trip down to the body shop and buy a selection of bath products (bath bombs/oils/ bubbly-ness) and go to debenhams and get some PJs, slippers and a dressing gown. quick little stop at the pub on the way home to wait for the 'you wan dee veee deeee' man and get a few of the latest flicks. stop at thoroughgoods and grab some maltesers and away you go.
you get an oily wet bird in your bath, and get to watch a new film (copied obviously, fakes always seem naughtier giving an extra thrill!!).
i don't know why but birds love all this smely baths and new PJ shit. get on it people!
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1st September 2008, 04:39 PM
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Re: Easy Brownie Points
Beef is like a cross between The Fonz and the son from The Royle Family.
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