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Katy Brand's Big Ass Show
Unfortunately I caught the last 30 seconds of this massive shitfest just now whilst flicking through the adverts on a film.
Listen up, all women - you're not fucking funny! The end.
Listen up Television Controllers - stop trying to make us believe that women are funny/ They're not. The end.
Listen up women who think you are funny when clearly you're not cos none of you are - Stop trying to get on the fucking tele under the false pretence of "being funny". You're just fucking not. None of you. You hear me? FUCKING NONE OF YOU. And especially not you fucking fat and ugly ones!
Being fat and ugly doesn't make you funny. Guess what, you fat ugly fucks? It just makes you fucking fat and fucking ugly, which in my book equals a real bad recipe for being on the pissing fucking tele!!!
Fuck off.
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