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Old 21st August 2008, 01:13 AM
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Katy Brand's Big Ass Show

Unfortunately I caught the last 30 seconds of this massive shitfest just now whilst flicking through the adverts on a film.
Listen up, all women - you're not fucking funny! The end.
Listen up Television Controllers - stop trying to make us believe that women are funny/ They're not. The end.
Listen up women who think you are funny when clearly you're not cos none of you are - Stop trying to get on the fucking tele under the false pretence of "being funny". You're just fucking not. None of you. You hear me? FUCKING NONE OF YOU. And especially not you fucking fat and ugly ones!
Being fat and ugly doesn't make you funny. Guess what, you fat ugly fucks? It just makes you fucking fat and fucking ugly, which in my book equals a real bad recipe for being on the pissing fucking tele!!!

Fuck off.
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Old 21st August 2008, 10:52 AM
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Re: Katy Brand's Big Ass Show

Can we please have Tom Ross Rants back in the fanzine?

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Old 21st August 2008, 10:54 AM
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Re: Katy Brand's Big Ass Show

Originally Posted by Tom R View Post
Unfortunately I caught the last 30 seconds of this massive shitfest just now whilst flicking through the adverts on a film.
Listen up, all women - you're not fucking funny! The end.
Listen up Television Controllers - stop trying to make us believe that women are funny/ They're not. The end.
Listen up women who think you are funny when clearly you're not cos none of you are - Stop trying to get on the fucking tele under the false pretence of "being funny". You're just fucking not. None of you. You hear me? FUCKING NONE OF YOU. And especially not you fucking fat and ugly ones!
Being fat and ugly doesn't make you funny. Guess what, you fat ugly fucks? It just makes you fucking fat and fucking ugly, which in my book equals a real bad recipe for being on the pissing fucking tele!!!

Fuck off.
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Old 21st August 2008, 12:10 PM
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Re: Katy Brand's Big Ass Show

Fucking awful, just fucking awful!
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Old 21st August 2008, 12:57 PM
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Re: Katy Brand's Big Ass Show

I have never heard of her. On wikipedia it said she was in peep show so i thought she might be ok, but then i saw who she was. She was nothing in peep show. her character could have been played by anyone. The only woman i can think of who really makes me laugh is the one who wrote and starred in nighty night.
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