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Old 20th August 2008, 01:20 PM
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How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
I was in stitches watching ITN last night,

"Gary glitter is free and on his way back to Britain, but when he's back what can be done to stop him?"

Made him sound like some kind of ultimate weapon.

Any ideas then? What CAN be done?

BBC I-player footage of Glitter arriving at Gatwick

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Old 20th August 2008, 01:24 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
I think we should all leave the poor chap alone. I mean, I'm not even sure what he has done that is so bad? So he went on holiday and got laid - who amongst us hasn't done that?
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Old 20th August 2008, 01:25 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
How about one of those American anti missile missiles that Poland have just agreed to site. Could one be developed to stop Gary Glitter in mid-air?
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Old 20th August 2008, 01:27 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
Give him a few grand and tell him to fuck off to a branch of Trailfinders.
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Old 20th August 2008, 01:28 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
Nuke him.
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Old 20th August 2008, 01:29 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
We'll declare a State Of Emergency & Marshall Law when he lands
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Old 20th August 2008, 01:29 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
I didn't even realise he had a date for his release.
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Old 20th August 2008, 01:30 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
How can you stop the leader of the gang?
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Old 20th August 2008, 01:32 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
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How can you stop the leader of the gang?
What?, the man who put the gang in bang?
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Old 20th August 2008, 01:33 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
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I didn't even realise he had a date for his release.
I'd suggest this will happen the next time he passes a school or a child on their own.
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Old 20th August 2008, 01:34 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
I understand the pope has already said he's got no problem with Glitter being ordained as a catholic priest.
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Old 20th August 2008, 01:36 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
Channel 4 news, Gary Glitter arrives at earth with his dick out.

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Old 20th August 2008, 01:38 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
Damn, I already did the Paedoph-isles British Isles joke from Brasseye on another paedo thread last year.
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Old 20th August 2008, 01:40 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
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I didn't even realise he had a date for his release.
If he wants a "date" for his "release" then he could try:

http://www.imasickkiddyfiddlerandneedadate.co.uk
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Gotta love amazon adds. they never miss an opportunity.
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Old 20th August 2008, 01:41 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
Breaking news, Glitter goes for his first stroll on British soil.

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