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Old 20th August 2008, 10:36 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
Last night one of the lads said to me: "Have you heard about Gary Glitter?"

"No" I said.

"He's said he's having a heart attack" he continues.

I'm left hanging there wondering if the punchline is still to come or if that's it and I just don't get it. Turns out it wasn't a joke and he was just making conversation. Fucking weirdo.
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Old 20th August 2008, 10:37 PM
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Old 20th August 2008, 10:54 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
"Do you like Gary Glitter's music but feel awkward about it now he rapes children? Well come on down to the Chorley Limelight and see Alvin Stardust on Nov 13th, for an evening of Glam-Rocking fun, without the kiddie bumming.

Ticket's £3.50 on the door. Includes chicken in a basket meal."

I bet Alvin's fucking raking it in.
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Old 20th August 2008, 10:56 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
Sutty13 is on fire in this thread, just like Glitter would be in the Wicker Man.

I've long advocated the Wicker Man as the law's ultimate sanction. Not only would we reduce the financial burden on the state created by incarcerating and/or treating hopeless cases like Messrs Gadd and Aki, we'd all get to have a bit of a dance and a sing-song.

Sadly we have no such deterrent. Paedogeddon is imminent.

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Old 20th August 2008, 11:01 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
The NOTW foolishly publishes the fact that a 14-year-old kid is being harboured by police

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Old 20th August 2008, 11:19 PM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
He should be strung up.
Serioulsy if you were a peado would you shave your head and grow an lord of the rings beard. No remorse.

Whats 3ft tall, silver, sits at the end of the bed and frightens kids.

Garry Glitters boots.
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Old 21st August 2008, 12:07 AM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
with one of these!!!

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Old 21st August 2008, 12:39 AM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?


Inform the commander that Lord Glitter's shuttle has arrived.



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Old 21st August 2008, 01:19 AM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
To stop Glitter we need a new punk revival
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Old 21st August 2008, 01:47 AM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
It was all a big misunderstanding. Gary just invited the Kids around to have a party and Gary decided the party was missing a bit of 70's Styling so he got his Glitter balls out.
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Old 21st August 2008, 02:33 AM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
Stardust doing his best to help, although I personally think he wants in on the act.




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Old 21st August 2008, 02:36 AM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
Stardust doing his best to help, although I personally think he wants in on the act.

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Old 21st August 2008, 04:39 AM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
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I didn't even realise he had a date for his release.
Here he is with his date.

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Old 21st August 2008, 10:36 AM
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Re: How Can Gary Glitter Be Stopped?
"Having settled in communist Vietnam, where a British newspaper reported he was living with an underage girl, he was arrested at Ho Chi Minh City airport in November 2005 while trying to leave for Thailand.

In March 2006 he was sentenced to three years in prison, the minimum term under Vietnamese law, which was later cut by three months.

The singer maintained his innocence, blamed a media conspiracy and claimed he was teaching the girls English and allowed them to stay overnight because they were scared of ghosts."

Clearly someone had put the willies up them.
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Old 21st August 2008, 01:18 PM
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Here he is with his date.
2's???????
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Old 21st August 2008, 01:21 PM
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Old 21st August 2008, 02:26 PM
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Old 21st August 2008, 05:36 PM