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Old 20th August 2008, 07:39 AM
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Old 20th August 2008, 07:58 AM
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Old 20th August 2008, 08:10 AM
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Old 20th August 2008, 08:32 AM
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I'm not sure if this is a Women but it could snap me in half with it's thighs.
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Old 20th August 2008, 09:09 AM
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Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
Any woman who participated in the weight lifting in the olympics.
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me best friends sister was a weight lifter when I was about 12, she was pretty muscular then she gave it up when she realised men don't like big bulky chicks.
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Old 20th August 2008, 09:24 AM
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Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
Serena Williams
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Old 20th August 2008, 09:26 AM
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Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
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I'm not sure if this is a Women but it could snap me in half with it's thighs.
Holy fuckanory, what a mess.
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Old 20th August 2008, 09:43 AM
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Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
Brigitte Nielsen (is that even close to being spelt right) scares the bejesus out of me.
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Old 20th August 2008, 09:44 AM
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Old 20th August 2008, 09:57 AM
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Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
Grace Jones and that woman boxer, jane couch is it?
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Old 20th August 2008, 12:51 PM
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Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
Panther from Gladiators



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Old 20th August 2008, 01:01 PM
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Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
I saw a manwoman on the tube last night.

S/he looked exactly like Blair Lockhead from Eldorado. S/his haircuit and features were staggeringly similar to those of young Blair.



One earring in each ear, two silver necklaces and a completely flat chest. Largish masculine hands, big forearms. I stared and stared and stared, deliberated, digested and cogitated and still couldn't decide which sex this curious character belonged to before I had to leave the carriage.
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Old 20th August 2008, 01:04 PM
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^^^ haha pissed myself at that TK.

I remember asking a kid at school if he was a boy or a girl once just after I'd started, turned out he was the cock of his class too, baffling, that didn't go down well though.
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Old 20th August 2008, 01:07 PM
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^^^ haha pissed myself at that TK.

I remember asking a kid at school if he was a boy or a girl once just after I'd started, turned out he was the cock of his class too, baffling, that didn't go down well though.
I honestly couldn't decide, I bet s/he had been asked before though.
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Old 20th August 2008, 01:22 PM
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There isn't a woman on the planet who could take the Noos in a fight, and that is a fact. Those steroid freaks might have the muscle, but girls can't punch. Keep your distance with the jab, and score one direct hit on the hooter and they'd be blubbing like, errr, wimmin.
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