Cafe Sports
Asda
Next
GAME
Next
Sponsored Links
  #26 (permalink)  
Old 20th August 2008, 03:55 PM
davelfc's Avatar
.......................
  
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 1,554
vCash: 62
davelfc rules harder than the Proclaimersdavelfc rules harder than the Proclaimersdavelfc rules harder than the Proclaimersdavelfc rules harder than the Proclaimersdavelfc rules harder than the Proclaimersdavelfc rules harder than the Proclaimersdavelfc rules harder than the Proclaimersdavelfc rules harder than the Proclaimersdavelfc rules harder than the Proclaimersdavelfc rules harder than the Proclaimersdavelfc rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
Jet, I'd be glad I ate her.

(I'll getmy coat)
__________________
"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must" - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton (1803 - 1873)
Reply With Quote
  #27 (permalink)  
Old 20th August 2008, 04:21 PM
dirty_sanchez's Avatar
Forumite
  
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 5,318
vCash: 500
dirty_sanchez rules harder than the Proclaimersdirty_sanchez rules harder than the Proclaimersdirty_sanchez rules harder than the Proclaimersdirty_sanchez rules harder than the Proclaimersdirty_sanchez rules harder than the Proclaimersdirty_sanchez rules harder than the Proclaimersdirty_sanchez rules harder than the Proclaimersdirty_sanchez rules harder than the Proclaimersdirty_sanchez rules harder than the Proclaimersdirty_sanchez rules harder than the Proclaimersdirty_sanchez rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
Originally Posted by WaltonRed View Post
Yaz was mixed race, yes?
I thought so too, but looking at pics of her, she's very very pale skinned.
Reply With Quote
  #28 (permalink)  
Old 20th August 2008, 04:32 PM
Kopite's Avatar
Kopite √ Kopite is offline
The future is Orange...
  
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Lazytown...
Posts: 15,961
vCash: 500
Kopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
Originally Posted by dirty_sanchez View Post
I thought so too, but looking at pics of her, she's very very pale skinned.
She was a model apparently. I saw a pic of her a few years ago with longer hair, she is actually quite tidy. That blonde cropped hair does her no favours.
__________________
Warrior Poet

"Na na na naaa, na na na naaa, hey hey now, Good bye Kyle."
Reply With Quote
  #29 (permalink)  
Old 20th August 2008, 04:45 PM
WaltonRed's Avatar
WaltonRed √ WaltonRed is offline
King Harvest
  
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Walton,Liverpool L4
Posts: 9,804
vCash: 500
WaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
Originally Posted by dirty_sanchez View Post
I thought so too, but looking at pics of her, she's very very pale skinned.
You can be pale skinned and mixed race.
__________________
Beat the Whites with the Red Wedge

Jesus is a cheesehead
Reply With Quote
  #30 (permalink)  
Old 20th August 2008, 07:56 PM
Kopite's Avatar
Kopite √ Kopite is offline
The future is Orange...
  
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Lazytown...
Posts: 15,961
vCash: 500
Kopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
Originally Posted by Fugitive View Post







They're men. They might not have been when they started "the jabs" but they certainly are now.
__________________
Warrior Poet

"Na na na naaa, na na na naaa, hey hey now, Good bye Kyle."
Reply With Quote
  #31 (permalink)  
Old 20th August 2008, 10:01 PM
Section_31's Avatar
Shinra
  
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Midgar
Posts: 15,312
vCash: 500
Section_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
Originally Posted by WaltonRed View Post
Yaz was mixed race, yes?
Tom Ross just negged me and said Yaz was black, but I'm quite old fashioned in thinking that black people should actually BE black.

Yaz looks like the pilsbury dough boy, so I don't care if she's Trevor McDonald's offspring, she'd not black - 'period'.
__________________
No one lives in the slums because they want to. It's like this train. It can only go where the tracks take it.
Reply With Quote
  #32 (permalink)  
Old 20th August 2008, 10:15 PM
stringvest's Avatar
erm...
  
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: location location
Posts: 3,896
vCash: 400
stringvest rules harder than the Proclaimersstringvest rules harder than the Proclaimersstringvest rules harder than the Proclaimersstringvest rules harder than the Proclaimersstringvest rules harder than the Proclaimersstringvest rules harder than the Proclaimersstringvest rules harder than the Proclaimersstringvest rules harder than the Proclaimersstringvest rules harder than the Proclaimersstringvest rules harder than the Proclaimersstringvest rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
Originally Posted by Rex Banner View Post

Fucking hell Charley what have you done?
Reply With Quote
  #33 (permalink)  
Old 20th August 2008, 10:28 PM
Stu Monty's Avatar
Ya Basta!
  
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Behind enemy lines; Chorlton
Posts: 24,772
vCash: 499
Stu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
Just putting a bit of blusher, lippy and eye-liner on does not make you a woman.



See, similar trick has been attempted but we can still just about identify that this is a dog and not a woman.

The url for that picture says it's from Woofstock. Ha; genius.
__________________
"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire"

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds
Reply With Quote
  #34 (permalink)  
Old 20th August 2008, 10:42 PM
Karl's Avatar
Karl √ Karl is offline
Suprematist
  
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Vitebsk
Posts: 11,503
vCash: 500
Karl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
*Googles Woofstock*

Fuck me; the largest festival for dogs in North America!
__________________
I have established the semaphore of Suprematism. I have beaten the lining of the coloured sky, torn it away and in the sack that formed itself, I have put color and knotted it. Swim! The free white sea, infinity, lies before you!
Reply With Quote
  #35 (permalink)  
Old 20th August 2008, 10:52 PM
Captain's Avatar
On the road to Rome
  
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Oslo
Posts: 9,309
vCash: 100
Captain rules harder than the ProclaimersCaptain rules harder than the ProclaimersCaptain rules harder than the ProclaimersCaptain rules harder than the ProclaimersCaptain rules harder than the ProclaimersCaptain rules harder than the ProclaimersCaptain rules harder than the ProclaimersCaptain rules harder than the ProclaimersCaptain rules harder than the ProclaimersCaptain rules harder than the ProclaimersCaptain rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
My colleague is both fit and muscular, but those pics are just wrong.

Very wrong.
__________________
I came here for the football, not the beach. – Fernando Torres
Reply With Quote
  #36 (permalink)  
Old 20th August 2008, 10:56 PM
Section_31's Avatar
Shinra
  
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Midgar
Posts: 15,312
vCash: 500
Section_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
Gotta feel sorry for bodybuilders, both male and female. all that effort, all that work and dieting, just to look like a total bellend.

The worst thing about it too is that as soon as they stop for a bit, their muscle literally 'dies' pretty sharpish.

We saw Hunter from Galdiators in a club by ours a few years ago (he was in panto) and he looked like he'd had the shits for about fifteen years. all that graft for no lasting impact, what's the point?
__________________
No one lives in the slums because they want to. It's like this train. It can only go where the tracks take it.
Reply With Quote
  #37 (permalink)  
Old 20th August 2008, 10:58 PM
Karl's Avatar
Karl √ Karl is offline
Suprematist
  
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Vitebsk
Posts: 11,503
vCash: 500
Karl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the ProclaimersKarl rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
I lost an arm wrestle to a girl at work in a bar in Berlin earlier this year, much to the joy of the staff. I think most girls could kick my arse.
__________________
I have established the semaphore of Suprematism. I have beaten the lining of the coloured sky, torn it away and in the sack that formed itself, I have put color and knotted it. Swim! The free white sea, infinity, lies before you!
Reply With Quote
  #38 (permalink)  
Old 20th August 2008, 11:01 PM
Stu Monty's Avatar
Ya Basta!
  
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Behind enemy lines; Chorlton
Posts: 24,772
vCash: 499
Stu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
Originally Posted by Karl View Post
I lost an arm wrestle to a girl at work in a bar in Berlin earlier this year, much to the joy of the staff. I think most girls could kick my arse.
But they've always got that niggling thought in the back of their heads that if they do pummel your slight frame they won't have some massive building named after them. That's a good deterrent to have Karl.
__________________
"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire"

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds
Reply With Quote
  #39 (permalink)  
Old 20th August 2008, 11:14 PM
melons's Avatar
Number 1
  
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Back arse of beyond, North Wales
Posts: 3,095
vCash: 15970
Blog Entries: 1
melons rules harder than the Proclaimersmelons rules harder than the Proclaimersmelons rules harder than the Proclaimersmelons rules harder than the Proclaimersmelons rules harder than the Proclaimersmelons rules harder than the Proclaimersmelons rules harder than the Proclaimersmelons rules harder than the Proclaimersmelons rules harder than the Proclaimersmelons rules harder than the Proclaimersmelons rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
Fair do's thought i would of seen my name on here..
__________________
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
Reply With Quote
  #40 (permalink)  
Old 20th August 2008, 11:48 PM
WaltonRed's Avatar
WaltonRed √ WaltonRed is offline
King Harvest
  
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Walton,Liverpool L4
Posts: 9,804
vCash: 500
WaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the ProclaimersWaltonRed rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
Originally Posted by Section_31 View Post
Tom Ross just negged me and said Yaz was black, but I'm quite old fashioned in thinking that black people should actually BE black.

Yaz looks like the pilsbury dough boy, so I don't care if she's Trevor McDonald's offspring, she'd not black - 'period'.
I'd neg you too if I could.
__________________
Beat the Whites with the Red Wedge

Jesus is a cheesehead
Reply With Quote
  #41 (permalink)  
Old 21st August 2008, 01:12 AM
Section_31's Avatar
Shinra
  
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Midgar
Posts: 15,312
vCash: 500
Section_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the ProclaimersSection_31 rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Women who'd kick your a*se...
Originally Posted by WaltonRed View Post
I'd neg you too if I could.
You're equivocating like a motherfuck
__________________