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Old 20th August 2008, 10:58 AM
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Re: Ross Kemp On Gangs - New Series

It would be funny as fuck if all the Nogga dogs did it. Then all got grassed up.
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Re: Ross Kemp On Gangs - New Series

Sky One and documentaries, yeah right.
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Old 20th August 2008, 11:13 AM
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A know the bloke who captained the unit which body guarded him and his crew over there. He was by all accounts a gobshite and a shithouse.
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Old 20th August 2008, 11:20 AM
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Re: Ross Kemp On Gangs - New Series

he needs to stop doing these. every place he's been to it's clear to see that the little pricks are made up to get recognition for the idiotic things they do. all they want is to be known about and feared, putting someone on telly infront of millions with guns is going to make them both known about AND feared. do they deserve to be given what they want?
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Old 20th August 2008, 11:41 AM
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Re: Ross Kemp On Gangs - New Series

I watched some of that Before they were Famous at the weekend and it had some hilarious videos of Kemp doing instructional Videos at a DIY store and "Seducing" women - absolutely laughable.

How on earth a stint in Eastenders has created this aura of hardness I'll never understand
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Re: Ross Kemp On Gangs - New Series

Did anyone see that sitcom Michael Chiklis did before The Shield? He had a reputation as a softie before the The Shield, now would any of you cross him? It's amazing what playing the hardest character on a TV show can do for your repuatation.
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Re: Ross Kemp On Gangs - New Series

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Did anyone see that sitcom Michael Chiklis did before The Shield? He had a reputation as a softie before the The Shield, now would any of you cross him? It's amazing what playing the hardest character on a TV show can do for your repuatation.
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That could be a show actually, Worf on gangs. "You, are a cowardly juvenile fool, and if I was not under contract to Sky One I would KILL you where you stand!"
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One of my favourite shows on TV, cant wait for the new series.
Only cos your in it with Nige and your crew. Badly dressed of course.
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Re: Ross Kemp On Gangs - New Series

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One of my workmates kids got confronted by Kemps crew. They were offering to buy them fucking Maccies and KFC's if they did it!
Why doesn't that surprise me. It is like when Danny Dyer did that programme on international gangs of hooligans before the World Cup.

He went to Germany and met "the crew with no name" because they are so infamous apparently.

Cue 5-10 overweight German lads drinking beer and having a laugh in a bar. It looked to me that they had picked a gang of ordinary lads and asked them to pose as hooligans.

"Let me get zis straight. If ve pretend to be hooligans, we go on the teevee and you buy our beer?"

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Why doesn't that surprise me. It is like when Danny Dyer did that programme on international gangs of hooligans before the World Cup.

He went to Germany and met "the crew with no name" because they are so infamous apparently.

Cue 5-10 overweight German lads drinking beer and having a laugh in a bar. It looked to me that they had picked a gang of ordinary lads and asked them to pose as hooligans.

"Let me get zis straight. If ve pretend to be hooligans, we go on the teevee and you buy our beer?"

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what about the russki ones? they were something else for a firm of footy lout. theres was over 50 of them and they trained in the gym of a morning and in the afternoon they chased eachother round old un used warehouses with knives and bottles. the best thing one of them said was 'the english are fat drunks, we don't drink on a match day' and dyer didn't say a word. i think it was one of those things people say that make you think 'fuckin' hell i'm in it here'. the lad just dispised english people.
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Re: Ross Kemp On Gangs - New Series

Ross Kemp actually did some work for the BDFL, could have been a health and safety vid.

He was a camp as Christmas.
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Any gang worth their salt wouldn't get involved with something like this anyway, can you imagine Curtis Warren showing Kemp around his pad? "Yeah this is where I stash the drugs, don't tell no one like."
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Ross Kemp On Fire. Now I'd watch that.
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Re: Ross Kemp On Gangs - New Series

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Any gang worth their salt wouldn't get involved with something like this anyway, can you imagine Curtis Warren showing Kemp around his pad? "Yeah this is where I stash the drugs, don't tell no one like."
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Any man that calls the police in after his wife gives him a hiding is a wuss, factor in who she works for and he is a total wimp.
That was because his wife (editor of the s*n) found out his was shagging AA Gill. Likes a bit of cock old Kemp, proper Half man Half biscuit.
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