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Old 20th August 2008, 04:28 AM
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Re: The Good News Thread
Originally Posted by She Knows It View Post
Jade Goody has got cancer!!


*crosses self* I didn't mean that, God.
I'm very disappointed with you for that post. I never thought you would stoop so low as to laugh at the misfortune of someone with a severe illness. You should be ashamed.

































*Fucking gutted SKI posted it before I could... Down with the Goody*
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Old 20th August 2008, 09:47 AM
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Re: The Good News Thread
As much as i like a laugh i just can't laugh at someone being diagnosed with cancer, i think you have crossed the line with this one guys, Jade Goody is a pain in the arse and can sometimes be in the media for the wrong things but at the end of the day she is a mum to a few little kids, i for one hope she gets better.
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Old 20th August 2008, 10:24 AM
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Re: The Good News Thread
Originally Posted by Colin Wanker View Post
As much as i like a laugh i just can't laugh at someone being diagnosed with cancer, i think you have crossed the line with this one guys, Jade Goody is a pain in the arse and can sometimes be in the media for the wrong things but at the end of the day she is a mum to a few little kids, i for one hope she gets better.
Agreed , funny how a "mod" can jump on me for giving lurtz' bird a bit of banter , and yet something as sick as this , which should be fucked off is ignored.Depends who you know i suppose, eh Nick Leeson ?
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Old 20th August 2008, 10:34 AM
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Great news! I'm far too old to have to bother about getting tickets for derivative drivel like Oasis.
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Old 20th August 2008, 10:35 AM
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Re: The Good News Thread
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Agreed , funny how a "mod" can jump on me for giving lurtz' bird a bit of banter , and yet something as sick as this , which should be fucked off is ignored.Depends who you know i suppose, eh Nick Leeson ?


I know mate, i wonder if any mods do anything about some of the comments on this thread, bang out of oder if you ask me!
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Old 20th August 2008, 09:01 PM
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Re: The Good News Thread
Originally Posted by Colin Wanker View Post
I know mate, i wonder if any mods do anything about some of the comments on this thread, bang out of oder if you ask me!
Jesting about Jade Goody having cancer is in bad taste, the GF is full of bad taste.

I agree with you tho'.
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Old 20th August 2008, 09:18 PM
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Re: The Good News Thread
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We got a puppy on saturday. His name's Bosley.
Here he is:
He looks ace. What is he?
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Old 20th August 2008, 09:19 PM
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Looks like a cocker.
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Old 20th August 2008, 09:22 PM
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Re: The Good News Thread
Spaniels are ace.

Looking to get us one like this in a couple of years:

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Old 20th August 2008, 10:33 PM
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Re: The Good News Thread
I am not my colleague.

Giving her a lift back after a night shift yesterday and got into how she "doesn't believe" in Darwin and starts whittering on about Adam, Eve and talking snakes. I showed real restraint until I had "I don't believe in gravity" and "I don't think the world is round" thrown at me.

I think the fact I'm not her is a serious cause for celebration.
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Old 20th August 2008, 10:37 PM
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Re: The Good News Thread
Because she's been stuck in the middle of nowhere with a broken face since last night?
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Old 20th August 2008, 10:43 PM
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Re: The Good News Thread
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Because she's been stuck in the middle of nowhere with a broken face since last night?
If only hermano. Gotta go pick her up again in about half and hour for our shift tonight. As you can imagine, the conversation is highly stimulating. Apparently the pictures from space of the Earth have been photoshopped. It would be a really funny joke if she wasn't serious.

Anyhow, best get ready. Gotta go soon; definitely bad news, just seen the black weather from that dude on Family Guy:

"It gon' rain."
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Old 20th August 2008, 10:46 PM
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You should gather the Photoshop ninjas and make some photos of the earth/sky/god that will make her cry.
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Old 20th August 2008, 10:49 PM
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If only hermano. Gotta go pick her up again in about half and hour for our shift tonight. As you can imagine, the conversation is highly stimulating. Apparently the pictures from space of the Earth have been photoshopped. It would be a really funny joke if she wasn't serious.
no wonder the railways are in such a fucking state.
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Old 20th August 2008, 10:59 PM
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no wonder the railways are in such a fucking state.
Zing, he totally burned you dude.

Whooooosh.
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I've been off work for over a month and still have the best part of a fortnight to go. Woo-hoo!!!
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Old 21st August 2008, 09:48 AM